TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!
ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit!
ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide, it’s a killer!
GALAHAD: Get stuffed!!!
TIM: It’ll do you up a treat, mate!
GALAHAD: Oh yeah??
ROBIN: You mangy Scot’s git!
TIM: I’m warning you!
ROBIN: What’s he do, nibble your bum?
TIM: He’s got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!
TIM: Look!
[squeak]
BORS: Aaaugh!
[chord]
ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!
TIM: I warned you!
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Kings Dominion Amusement Park is located in Hanover County, so they’re known for their cartoon characters.
Correction: Stupid cartoon characters.
Right-wingers don’t do humor. The best humor involves a sense of irony, a certain level of self-awareness, and often, the ability to put yourself in someone else’s shoes. When your entire outlook on life consists of vindictiveness and judgmental punitiveness, it’s tough to be funny about it.
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Yeah, a lot of us apparently had the same images flash through our minds on this. And fwiw, there was violence on just one fucking day (triggered by logistical hamhandedness on the part of the police, btw) amid more than a week of peaceful protest – unless by “bring calm to Baltimore” he means “get those n*****s to shut up and take it.” Which he probably does.
