Exactly. His hair is a perfect metaphor of what he is.
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Well that explains the 1950’s DA hairstyle.
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No Baldness! No Baldness !-You’re the baldness
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Smooth as the bottom of an empty barrel.
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Sad!
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I hope this isn’t the insult that causes him to push the big red button. When we talk about petty, he’s the master of petty.
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Holy cow that’s weird.
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Lighten up, old man. We need comic relief wherever we can find it!
Oh, and do you want to tell me again about how the Pats are going to trounce the Eagles per chance?
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I think I remember this look from the end of Return of the Jedi.
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Yech, petty observation, but it just illustrates how vain and pathetic he is. He’s in that sector where he’s clearly been balding for decades, but he lacks the proper facial structure to make a beard/mustache look good. Though that would hinge on him being able to grow facial hair, which he clearly can’t.
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Are you kidding? She’s been living with that view for over a decade. She’s inured to it…
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It might humanize an absurdly vain but otherwise positive person. With him, it’s an expression of cheap, obvious illusion within the thing that most symbolizes him. It’s like a leper’s bell, warning everyone that he’s a dangerous fake.
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His entire administration is a combover.
Edited to add: What @mattinpa just said above.
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How many folks must a man tweet down
Before you call him a man?
Yes, and how many pees must a prostitute take
Before she sleeps with the fish?
Yes, and how many times must dotards lie
Before they’re forever banned?
The toupee, my friend, is blowing in the wind
The toupee is blowing in the wind
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Trust me, it’s better. Obama didn’t give a shit about all the fuss over his suit, whereas trump must be beside himself as he hates to show any weakness. He has what seems to come close to a Samson complex.
Samson's complex: the compulsion to re-enact betrayal and rage - PubMed
Besides, I think this is a nice example of how the public sees him in the process of becoming thoroughly emasculated. We are all Delilah now. 
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Applause!
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Some one at the FBI, CIA, or DoJ should be held accountable for this mishap.
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Yeah, try to blame this on Mueller, Hillary, and Obama, asshole!
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His head looks like Darth Vader’s when he takes off the helmet.
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Knew it reminded me of something. Maybe he’s Dumb Vader.
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