Discussion: UK Faces New Brexit Crisis After Lawmakers Reject May's Deal For The Third Time

So sad.
So sorry Brexit ever happened.

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In related news, the Vote Leave (Brexit) group just paid a 61,000 pound fine for finance violationsā€¦

I really love how Western Democracies are supposed to abide by tainted election/referendum results and act like theyā€™re legitimateā€¦

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I hope Speaker of the Commons Mr. Bercow suggests that Prime Minister May take that idea and shove it where the sun never shines. Sideways.

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Maybe this time Lord Buckethead will win

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Itā€™s hard to overestimate the power of rich white people (in any country), so my money is on the idea that Brexit will continually be postponed until an agreement is reached that benefits monied interests and the powerful people who want the Brexit they thought theyā€™d get before the pesky voters stepped in and, you know, voted to leave. May grossly misjudged her power to just tell the EU how the cow ate the cabbage. Looks like ā€œno dealā€ is the deal and the Britons will pay dearly for political hubris and arrogance.

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Yep. The dilemma in the UK must provide immense amusement for Putin on a daily basis. It was so easy for him to stick his finger in and stir the pot.

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Ignorami.

I picture a large, squirmy writhing ball of slimy tentacles and no brain.

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ā€œThe Peopleā€™s Voteā€
Genius returnsā€¦
Andy Serkis reprises Theresa May-Gollum to skewer Brexit and call for a second vote with a parody of Bohemian Rhapsodyā€¦

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And like our last election, one that is, if not Russian-free, at least Russian-averse.

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Itā€™s wrong. Ignoramus is the 1st person plural of ignoro. It quite literally means ā€œwe do not know,ā€ so it takes no pluralization.

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I donā€™t know how the fuck new elections can fix anything as long as there isnā€™t a major party thatā€™s solidly Remain to give people a fresh post-shitshow choice between Leave and Remain to vote on. Itā€™s this thing where both major parties are run by Leavers and in a state of internal schism on the issue, which, in turn, is a direct result of stupidly allowing a referendum that became a separate source of political legitimacy, thatā€™s the problem.

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Does this make her a Trumpet?

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The Fourth Time is a Charm?

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Real Britons are all in favor of Leave, the same way that Real Americans are all old white people who happen to vote republican.

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I know what the British lawmakers should do!
Vote a fourth time!
And when that fails, vote a fifth time!
And so on, until Theresa May dies of old age, or they get rid of her.
Come on, letā€™s have another vote Friday of next week.
Then we can have another one the week after that. Fabulous.

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Thousands of Brexit supporters, who had planned to be celebrating Friday, were protesting instead.

Awww, itā€™s always a shame when a bunch of racists donā€™t get their way.

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Correct. I took four years of Latin, and already knew this. Of course, when a Latin verb becomes anglicized as a noun, all bets are off.

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The problem, as I see it is that during the first referendum, nobody actually articulated what ā€œBrexitā€ actually meant (tariffs, closed borders, Financial industry companies moving out to Frankfurt, etc). So if youā€™re to have a second referendum, you really should have the terms and ask folks ā€œhereā€™s what it means, do you agree, Yes or No?ā€

Of course, this has been such a shitshow that they could never get to such a point of actually having real terms and conditions, and given the crew involved never will, so the best you could ask would probably be something like ā€œSo, now that you have a mild taste of the shitshow, do you want the whole pie, or should we just say ā€œNevermindā€, Yes or No?ā€

Or some smaller regional party could come out strongly for ā€œKnock it Off!ā€ and win control of the government, relegating both the Labour and the Cons to backbench status. (hey, a guy can dream, canā€™t he?)

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And that is precisely why May wonā€™t allow another vote on it.
The Brexiteers would get Crushed.

Iā€™d like to say, btw, that the headline on this article is deeply misleading. Itā€™s not a new brexit crisis. Itā€™s the same stupid brexit crisis theyā€™ve been facing for the past two years.

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