Discussion: TX Open Carry Activists Vow To Go Through With Mock Mass Shooting

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Maybe I’m missing something…What is the purpose of this?

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…for the OpenCarriers (now considered a virulent disease) can say on their FB pages “I went to collitch, see?”

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That if everyone had a gun, then we hen mass shootings happen; no one is defenseless.

Now that theory is straight up garbage, but Americuh

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They had to cancel their monthly circle-jerk when their moms got wind of it. Having a mock mass shooting was next on the list with slightly more votes than the Preparation H party.

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I’m sorry, there’s a difference?

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I wonder how close will they be to the tower.

After realism (and irony )counts.

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Why there certainly is! The mock mass shooting will be in broad daylight. They’ll get to keep those teensie-tiny wee wees hidden under camo.

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$5 says one of their fake guns “accidentally” fires a real bullet at some point in the demonstration. Happens all the time on Hollywood movie sets.

“I’m sure that pistol was loaded with blanks!”

Maybe I’m missing something…What is the purpose of this?
the cialis/viagra scripts have all run out… and this is the boner back-up

these fucking dimwits; and the astonishing thing is how utterly unaware they are that they confirm their pathetic status. i hope they are surrounded by people who just laugh at them.

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They want everyone to know they have tiny little dicks.

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I’m pretty sure this is what’s driven them to this type of behavior in the first place. You know, to prove those people wrong. Seems to be working like a charm.

ummm a bullet from a fake cardboard gun would most likely be a spitwad wouldn’t it?

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To scare the daylights out of people.

So you fell for the “We’ll only be carrying cardboard guns” ruse, huh?

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A shootout with cardboard guns and fake blood would have sounded ultracool when I was, I dunno, in third grade, maybe?

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Do they get to yell “pew, pew, pew!” as they shoot their pretend guns? I can just see it, now. Like a bunch of cosplayers at the local RenFaire.

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Hopefully the Bad Guy With a Gun will be getting a botox treatment and not show up cause they’re like helpless, you know. Helpless!

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They sound like my twelve year old does…‘I do what I WANT!’ Of course, when my son does it he ducks…