Discussion: Tucker Carlson's Brother Calls Spokeswoman 'Self-Righteous Bitch'

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What an asshole.

And, Tucker has a brother who’s this big of a dick? And his name is “Buckley?”

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Tucker and Buckley? Wow…asshole parents are assholes.

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Speaking of institutions that could be improved with a flamethrower . . .

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Named after William F Buckley no doubt. (It’s actually an educated guess on my part)

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Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson … the name says it all…

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And maybe it’s just me, but isn’t saying she’s never had a “pearl necklace” or calling her “labiaface” just as bad or worse than calling her a bitch?

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Just some more of that good ol’ Republican outreach. The War on Women is officially over.

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Had to be named after William F., right?

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Morons, both of them.

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Exactly what nice way is there to call someone the things he did? Buckley and Tucker? Were they born wearing madras plaid diapers and pink Polo shirts? Gag.

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Yeah. Somehow I don’t think that referring to the woman as a self-righteous bitch was the worse part of that e-mail from Buckley (what an obnoxiously Dartmouth sort of name). Is this what passes for witty banter in conservative circles? I guess I must have missed out on that part of life where receiving a “pearl necklace” from some right wing asshole somehow made one a real woman.

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Wow. What an outrageously offensive and juvenile email. And without a doubt, this is the way Tucker talks as well. I can’t imagine anyone sending me that sort of email, mainly because everyone who knows me understands that I’m not twelve. Or that even when I was twelve I wouldn’t talk like that. What a couple of twats.

And does spital have some meaning I don’t know about? I looked it up and can only imagine he had it confused with spittle, which still doesn’t mean what Buckley wants it to mean. Jesus christ, what a stretch for an insult. I have no doubt Buckley suffers from extreme vagina-fright, or he wouldn’t need to resort to such ridiculous attempts at feeling cool. Most likely penis envy as well. But I mean that in the nice way.

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Carlson later assured BuzzFeed that he had talked to his brother about the email, who said "he meant it in the nicest way.”

Well that clears things up then. Being called a whiny bitch, a labiaface and suggesting all she needs is someone to ejaculate on her neck should be taken in “the nicest way”.
The brother got a good stern talkin to. So would everyone please calm down and stop being so politically correct and sensitive?
Geez!

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There is no humor of any kind in conservative circles–most missing is the ability to laugh at one’s self.

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Tuckie and Buckie!

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You know how you reach a point where you think they’ve gone as low as they possibly can go and it can’t get any worse? And then it does?

Yeah, that.

I shudder to think what these fellas were like as kids. Because these are some really deep-seated issues.

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Hoe. Lee. Shit.
Buckley and Tucker? There’s a pair to draw to.
Tucker tells Buzz Feed Buckley states he meant it in the nicest way. There is no nice way to mean what he said, particularly the pearl necklace reference.
Buckley should tell her in person he meant what he said in the nicest way. See how that flies.
I believe Buckley is one seriously disturbed individual, either that or one uncouth MFer.

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I missed the meaning of the pearl necklace comment as well. Is he saying that she doesn’t have a pearl necklace to “clutch” at all the appropriate times? – And that only a man can provide her with said pearls?

Yes, I think this sort of weird silver-spoon spoiled rich brat banter is what passes as ‘wit’ today in these boys’ little circle (jerks).

I need to go wash my hands.

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Nice people doing nice things. Both heirs to the Swanson TV Dinner fortune.

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