How apropos that Tucky would promote bathroom humor.
Proving once again that conservative brains just are not wired for humor; Carlson just does not understand what is funny.
Thatâs because youâre a dick, Tucker.
Well, conservatives donât think its funny unless:
- Somebody gets hurt
- Somebody gets shot
- A minority group is being insulted
- There is a Gilliganâs Island reference.
Great moments in Tucker Carlson derpitude:
Tucker, if there was something funny about transgender bathrooms, somebody would make fun of it.
But itâs so ordinary that trying to find humor in the subject is pretty hard (although I do recall quite a few toilet seat jokes).
Simply ridiculing something because you are hostile to the concept doesnât make it funny.
And that explains most right-wing attempts at âhumorâ.
Mebbe SNL can parody Transgender/Wide-Stance Loo n pissers.
Mebbe Barack should use this word or that one to label terrorists.
Mebbe Barack should have worn a Flag lapel-pin.
Mebbe he shouldnât have bowed so deeply to that non-'murrkin leader.
Mebbe he should have worn a bigger lapel-pin.
Mebbe he should have bowed even deeper to that non-'murrkin leader.
Mebbe they shldnât have touched the Queen Mum.
Mebbe they shouldâve taught her to Dougie or Twerk.
Mebbe he should have saluted that soldier.
Mebbe not spend $200/million/day on State visit or that shiite euro âvacationâ.
Annnd heyyy what are WE doing,meanwhileâŚ
We are busy trying to repeal Obamacare w/o a backup plan, AND MORE IMPORTANTLYâŚ
We are busy naming all kinds of shit after Ronald Ray-Gun.
WE.ARE.SOOOO.BUSY.
A lot of people say, âWhatâs that?â Itâs Pat!
A lot of people ask, âWhoâs he? Or she?â
A maâam or a sir, accept him or her
or whatever it might be.
Itâs time for androgyny.
Here comes Pat!
âSNL ca. 1992
haHAHA. tRANSGENDER baTHROOms. cAN you imaGinE???
âŚwhere else is Lindsey Graham gonna find those Lace-Handkerchief vending machines??
Comedy tips from Tucker Carlson.
At least he got Tucker Carlson to stop wearing a bow tie.
Yes Tucky⌠And homeless people jokes. Those poor bastards are absolutely hilarious.
This is the problem with comedy writers. Most of them have human feelings that do not get what the Carlsons of this world find funny.
Bingo, I might phrase it as âSNL Makes Fun of Transgender Fox Hostsâ, but itâs the same idea.
That was a priceless performance. Jon Stewart effortlessly inserted the handle and mopped the floor with Carlson.
Perfect!
Comedy is funny when it is funny not when it is a guise for mean spirited bigotry.
Tucker, in case you donât yet know you have committed an epic comic fail.
Just because you were born on third base does not mean you hit a triple, Tucky, or have an everyman or woman sense of humor.
Tucker looks like a product of an east coast boarding school. I knew kids like that. Privileged and unaware of life outside the bubble.