I kept waiting for him to start pirouetting and sing “I Feel Pretty” from “West Side Story”.
Of course, Mother Pence would force him to omit the line, “I feel pretty and happy and GAY!”
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Trump will be eternally young in those candy-colored canyons of his mind.
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And can wear a necktie properly.
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Walk a golf course -Trump would be winded in no time.
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When Trump was a kid, he was like one of those 97-pound weaklings in those ancient body-building ads from Charles Atlas. But over time, just like fine wine, he has only improved with age.
Now he’s a 387-pound weakling!
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Yeah or just a block in DC. He can’t do that either. He couldn’t walk a block in Sicily.
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A person who has to say he’s not guilty 24 hours a day is probably guilty.
And a person who says he is young and vibrant 24 hours a day is probably a fossilized fat ass.
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Precisely what I feared and what we don’t need. 
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“Spry”? Who in the fuck ever says “spry”?
And if he wants to prove how young and fit he is, maybe he should walk on the golf course instead of using one of those horseless carriages. And maybe do a few exercises instead of listening to Charlie McCarthy on the wireless all day.
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Why not? I really don’t follow.
‘I’m A Young, Vibrant Man. I Look At Joe, I Don’t Know About Him’
Based on my experience so far at TPM, the majority here would agree with 50% of Trump’s statement.
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He has a type 2 diet, a type 2 exercise habit and a type 2 body. So…
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The three words, “I don’t know,” that most of us would agree with are substantially less than 50%.
Welcome, and hope you are enjoying your experience here.
From there to the comparisons with FDR.
That’s exactly why I think Joe should challenge him to walk a block with him.
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He would crash after the first hole if it was a par 3.
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He needs a Fitbit.
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So…who gives him his insulin shots I wonder.
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NOt Fair!!! Only FaiR if Trump is allowed to “walk” while sitting in GOLF CART!!. It takes a lot of energy to carry around that big (239 LBS!!!) beautiful brain!!!
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He’d give that to Mulvaney and make him put in the steps around the Rose Garden after he’s kicked him out of the Oval Office. Then he’d take it back and show the world how many steps he took to prove he’s in such good health. Nah…that’s won’t work either. He too fucking lazy even for that. Technology is not his friend. The only technology he wants and needs is his fucking twitter account. Until that’s taken away, he’ll continue to spread his abuse with inane rants by way of tweets.
I want the next president of the US to swear off any use of twitter after this shit. Period. Full Stop.
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