Discussion: Trump Wonders Aloud: Do I Run For President Or Keep Appearing On Fox?

Look…Trump is laughing at us.

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I beg you, The Donald, please, please, please run for president!

He’s the owner and operator of a hairdo that’s launched a thousand quips, his clinically narcissistic personality has been the object of contempt and scorn for decades, he’s been personally mocked on multiple occasions, and not in a friendly way, by the President of the United States, and on one of those occasions he ran away like the resentful, thin-skinned sixtysomething adolescent he is, he’s as ignorant as a horse on any subject except how to lose money on real estate, he’s simply the clowniest clown ever to emerge from the clown car that is the GOP’s national ticket-choosing process, and what does he think his being president would re-confer upon an entire superpower?

Respect!

I swear these Republican candidates are gonna make me lose my fucking mind.

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Fox better watch out, if they drop all of the “presidential” candidates they won’t have anyone to run the station except for the empty headed stereotypes of females.

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I always find it funny that the GOP believe that the world respects us because of them when the reality is that the GOP makes us a laughing stock of the world.

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Rodney Dangerfield used to complain about not getting any respect.

Only he meant to be funny.

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run, baby, run!

blow your own money and everyone else’s that is stupid enough to give it to you.

what a loathsome dick.

Jethro Bodine couldnt decide between being a fry cook or a brain surgeon. This is just like that.

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In the alternate future of Idiocracy, Trump would make a great president. In the meantime, maybe he can just have Ivanka run the numbers.

And I’d still vote for Jethro over Donald, cement pond or no.

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Please, please, please run. I’m begging you.

And he otherwise has no redeeming qualities. He’s not very bright, not broadly educated as a potential statesman would be. He just a vulgar little Noo Yawker who lives for attention – any kind he can get.

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Sometimes even worse than laughing stock. They often generate outright loathing for us as a whole society.

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I would go with option #3 - please disappear.

oh please oh please oh please

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I hope he runs.

As one of the leading minds of the GOTP, you can actually do both. Running for president as a Republican wingnut will get you onto Faux Noise even more.

Could you imagine a three-way, knock-down, drag-out fight for the R nomination? - Donald Trump, Mitt Romney, and Rand Paul. Just imagine all of the flip-flops, convoluted positions, blind arrogance, and stupid, offensive commentary! None of us would need to pay for entertainment for months on end.

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Poster child for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.