Look…Trump is laughing at us.
I beg you, The Donald, please, please, please run for president!
He’s the owner and operator of a hairdo that’s launched a thousand quips, his clinically narcissistic personality has been the object of contempt and scorn for decades, he’s been personally mocked on multiple occasions, and not in a friendly way, by the President of the United States, and on one of those occasions he ran away like the resentful, thin-skinned sixtysomething adolescent he is, he’s as ignorant as a horse on any subject except how to lose money on real estate, he’s simply the clowniest clown ever to emerge from the clown car that is the GOP’s national ticket-choosing process, and what does he think his being president would re-confer upon an entire superpower?
Respect!
I swear these Republican candidates are gonna make me lose my fucking mind.
Fox better watch out, if they drop all of the “presidential” candidates they won’t have anyone to run the station except for the empty headed stereotypes of females.
I always find it funny that the GOP believe that the world respects us because of them when the reality is that the GOP makes us a laughing stock of the world.
Rodney Dangerfield used to complain about not getting any respect.
Only he meant to be funny.
run, baby, run!
blow your own money and everyone else’s that is stupid enough to give it to you.
what a loathsome dick.
Jethro Bodine couldnt decide between being a fry cook or a brain surgeon. This is just like that.
In the alternate future of Idiocracy, Trump would make a great president. In the meantime, maybe he can just have Ivanka run the numbers.
And I’d still vote for Jethro over Donald, cement pond or no.
Please, please, please run. I’m begging you.
And he otherwise has no redeeming qualities. He’s not very bright, not broadly educated as a potential statesman would be. He just a vulgar little Noo Yawker who lives for attention – any kind he can get.
Sometimes even worse than laughing stock. They often generate outright loathing for us as a whole society.
I would go with option #3 - please disappear.
oh please oh please oh please
I hope he runs.
As one of the leading minds of the GOTP, you can actually do both. Running for president as a Republican wingnut will get you onto Faux Noise even more.
Could you imagine a three-way, knock-down, drag-out fight for the R nomination? - Donald Trump, Mitt Romney, and Rand Paul. Just imagine all of the flip-flops, convoluted positions, blind arrogance, and stupid, offensive commentary! None of us would need to pay for entertainment for months on end.
Poster child for Narcissistic Personality Disorder.