Discussion: Trump Visits Scalise In Hospital After GOP Baseball Practice Shooting

Note to self—put NO VISITS FROM TRUMP, heavily underscored, at top of living will

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Even if Melania dances around an IV pole?

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No, Donald, you may not take his blood and organs yet.

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Anyone else notice that Mr. and Mrs. Trump are going out of their way to hold hands ?
Isn’t that sweet.

…or a strict enforcement of the prenup paragraph 5 section 8

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She discovered a loophole. If she holds his hand, through paragraph 5 section 8, it covers “touching his poodledinger” mentioned in paragraph 32, section 1.

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Poodledinger? Before breakfast? It’s going to be one of those days, isn’t it?

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D’ya think the visit sped up Scalise’s recovery? Or held it back?

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Touch and go for a moment when Scalise opened his eyes and saw the Grim Raper standing there.

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I appreciate the thought but no. Not big on the blow-up doll brought to life type.

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Those “2nd amendment solutions” are a bitch.

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If I were in ‘critical’ Trump would appear to me as the “masque of the saffron death”.

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I swear, I’ve seen deputy-escorted prisoners in jumpsuits, who both looked happier on their way to the emergency dentist.

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Even if she were wearing a thong, stiletto boots and brandshing a Luger?

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I wonder if some nice candy patient advocate will meet with Steve in the coming weeks to explain to him “Congratulations! You’ve got a pre-existing condition.” To be followed by “I understand that you’ll need more surgeries in the future. You better really think about this because you’ll be tapped out of your life time coverage. Aren’t you glad you voted for the AHCA?”

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Not even if she borrowed Erin Esurance’s catsuit.

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Did he visit anyone else besides those two, talk to staff, shake a janitor’s hand…like Obama would’ve done?

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gotta take full advantage of all photo ops…

The photo I’m looking at shows him holding her arm at the elbow. His face looks like she’s already said, “ain’t happening.”

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Mr. Scalise is reported to have been in a “fake” coma the entire time Donnie and Melanoma were there.

He was later quoted: “I was shot in my big ass, I don’t need another bigger ass to remind me of it.”