It’s going to be interesting if Kim starts the summit with either a hand size or “I thought you would be taller” joke.
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The latest from Agolf Twitler had him lambasting the "pundits, haters and losers. He is desperate to claim a win, even if it’s a loss.
“Hey look, I lost $20,000 at the craps table, but I won fifty bucks on the quarter slots.”
Note, “stoped” and “missle”. It would have been really funny if he had written “missal”.
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Why should anyone believe what he says happened in a private meeting, especially after the “Qurazytime in Quebec?”
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They’ve stoped! Praise be the lord they’ve stoped!
I’m going to snope the stope.
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O stop with the phony baloney drama.
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Magic eight ball says “nooooo”
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Trump is going to get a new hotel and North Korea is going to get a bunch of money as long as it promises to maybe, some day, think about not making any more nuclear warheads and missiles?
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What does it say that Kim is enjoying himself out in public and that Trump is stuck in his Tweet Tower?
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“He and Kim will begin the day with a one-on-one meeting, in which only translators will be present…”
Obvious questions:
- Will there be dancing?
- Is mescaline involved?
- Are pants optional?
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In philosophy of science, this is known as “Induction by Intestinal Impliction” or “Alimentary Calculus”.
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The only reason Fat Nixon would look Kim in the eyes is to do a hair check in his sunglasses’ reflection.
It would never dawn on a soulless narcissist to look into anyone’s soul.
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The meeting between the two dictators was both short and sweet. Kim began by telling Donald that his hair looked fabulous and many beautiful women must be sleeping with him every night. Donald responded by telling Kim he could have a dozen Minutemen missiles each with 400 k-ton payloads at no charge. Then the meeting ended with a handshake and a kiss.
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In Germany, some refer to him unkindly as the “Mankindertweetenführer.”
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I was still hoping for a joint press conference, in which Kim, instead of making a statement, just plays his own personal copy of the pee pee tape.
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Let’s hope the real DPRK gets him like this DPRK.
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Ha! I read that as “the phony balcony drama” which seems fitting, too!
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So, does that mean the NKoreans are stoping or loping?
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A Hundred dollars says he walks out of there with a deal, that has nowhere close to the level of detail or guarantees that the Iran deal had, declaring victory and bragging about his negotiating skills.
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Thank you. The similarities of ‘summits’ between the last dimwit President and the current ‘out to lunch’ President are striking, and have kept me up at night. The problem being the current dimwit/nutcase brags he needs only one minute.
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Putin is happy. That’s all that matters.
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Dunno, but,
stoping
(in mining) excavate a series of steps or layers in (the ground or rock).
GEOLOGY
the process by which country rock is broken up and removed by the upward movement of magma.
noun: stoping
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