Fu cough , Donny . ( Being polite ) .
I hope he remembers to bring Play-dohÂŽ ⌠and Trump Water âŚ
and whatever Signature brands the familyâs selling today.
Read any bad books lately?
Donnie exiting AF1 in Texas. No one told me it was going to be wet. Change my tee time.
Letâs all hope that Melaniaâs expensive high heels donât get wet . . . donât they have PR people to coach them on the appropriateness of their attire and demeanor?!?!
âBut I do think having your own eyes on the devastation that I have seen is important.â
Donald can just watch it on Fox and besides he already knows pretty much what to do, pretty much more than anyone else.
Not fooling anyone but your brainwashed supporters that you have anything to do with the response, but of course you had to come play dress up and distract from the recovery effort while the dam storm is still on going.
Just keep flying to Anaheim and take his half-wit ass to Disneyland. Heâll do as much good there as he possibly could in Corpus Christi or anywhere else. He can stand by any body of water they have and put on his Concerned Face and say floods are bad, not many people know that, and talk about how the spirit of the people is incredible, just fantastic, and then he can ride some rides and get his picture taken with Mickey. Then nap time. Then some more fun and home again. What a day!
Get used to it, Retrumplikans. With the global climate change which you deny, this is going to get much, much, much worse all across your Red States in the future.
Storm stilettosâŚ
âBriefly.â
It was very briefly.
I think he moved one box and quit.
You could talk about the god-damned everlasting thumb, or the idiot expression, or the seal on the jacket just in case people forget heâs President for two damn seconds, but all I can really do is echo my sister: âI canât believe that man is President.â
He helped unload Play-Doh from a truck for like 47 seconds. Itâs a photo op. Nothing more.
One does have to credit Melaniaâs ability to walk on wet grass in those thingsâŚWH gardeners must love that she aerates the lawn.
And look at him walking next to her with a gesture of affection. Have we seen anything like that before? Amazing how Kelly has turned things around.
Melaina deplanes in TX in an immaculate white blouse with immaculate white sneakers on her feet. Oy.
So cute in their âjust folksâ clothingâŚyou know, the way we dress to go to the grocery store.
Was this prior to leaving to go to Texas today??? What crapâŚdesigner disaster photo op.
Melania is rocking her Top Gun Ensemble.
See I told you Donald already knows about this stuff. What a fucking moron.
Her hat says FLOTUS. Is that so Donnie isnât looking around for Ivanka?