POTUS as reality show. It was probably only a matter of time…
Here’s a follow up to one of TrUmps great picks.
“We’re doing a lot of interviews tomorrow – Generals, dictators, we have everything,” Trump tells the crowd of Bedminster members, adding later: “Tomorrow we’re here and Sunday we’re here."
“Thank you, you! I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress. And try the veal."
Worst. Act. Ever.
Would somebody please just unplug his mic and cancel the booking?
I think having Chris Christie sit in a dunk tank was a nice touch.
The scofflaw and ordure unpresidency.
You’re President-elect of the United States and your only concern is impressing members of your country club?
How declasse.
ETA: The only person one should worry about impressing (through politeness and tips) at a country club is the bartender.
Come on along .
“We’re doing a lot of interviews tomorrow— Generals, dictators, we have everything,” Trump tells the crowd of Bedminster members
He sounds like a fucking carnival barker.
Depending on your orientation heavily tipping the towel boy may prove beneficial.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
“We’re doing a lot of interviews tomorrow— Generals, dictators, we have everything,” Trump tells the crowd of Bedminster members.
Dictators?
He’s hiring dictators?
“You guys wanna come over to my house after school? I’ve got some really neat toys my parents bought me. I’ve got a four-wheeler, a chain-saw, a trampoline, and a shotgun. I get to play with them all. Cool, huh? Will you guys hang out with me now? Will you?”
That’s because he is a carnival barker. He’s even bad at that job though!
Secretary of the Posterior
…with a meatloaf sandwich in his hand…
Me eat meatloaf…yummy yummy meatloaf. Me eat meatloaf.
Pay to watch…The new Super White House will be in the round.
“We’re doing a lot of interviews tomorrow— Generals, dictators, we have everything,”
Maybe even sword swallowers, a bearded lady, a two-headed giant skink, and the Bat Boy. But alas no one who is qualified, astute and tempermentally suited.
(Thought I was going to take break, but this is too precious to ignore)
Wanna be dictators at least.