Did he learn how Jina got the Mongolians to pay for their Great Wall?
“I liked it. Very much. I saw lots of things. People loved me. The end.”
Oh goody. I hope he’s going to show us slides of his excellent vacation.
Sometimes the biggest thing to learn in life is when to shut up.
I wish he’ didn’t feel the need to show us his masturbation grip every time he opens his mouth.
I posted this yesterday. But it’s worth reading if you missed it. Red box added by me. Was from a recent FT:
Hoping for some inscrutable Trump “koans” like:
“My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth.”
“there’s great confusion. Nobody really knows.”
“But who knows? I don’t know either. They don’t know and I don’t know.”
“What would they do with the British Open if they ever got out? They’d no longer have the British Open.”
“But once you get that motion, it’s in pretty good shape, once you get in. It’s hard to get in, but once you get in.”
Afraid I’ll be busy at 3:30 watching this show I’ve gotten hooked on that features nothing but dogs vomiting.
Trump field trip report:
I had a good and fun trip.
I met lots of nice people.
I ate lots of cheeseburgers.
They were yummy.
People talked about ‘trade’ and ‘human rights’.
That made me sleepy.
Kelly said I was a good boy.
It was the greatest trip ever! Much better than Obama’s… Met only the very best people and they were very nice to me and I was nice to them…and Putin…he is such a great guy! He assured me that they didn’t mess with our elections. And his word is very good, …the very best! And, i’m Going now to check on hurricane recovery in FL where they are doing a great, great job recovering! They have my golf course already. The very best people! The very best! And, I won the election in a very big landslide! It was huge!!!
Heard it already…
…a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
“An Asian trip such as the world has never seen”
“Huge crowds.Much bigger than Obama”
How much you want to bet it turns into a commercial for something he owns?
Well, it took almost 40 years but Whiny finally went to Vietnam.
Not going to watch because it’s Trump, but I assume he’ll spend the majority of the time talking about himself and the great deals he got, how they’re much better than what Obama did (with a shout out to crooked hillary) and then he’ll make a mildly racist comment about the countries he was in.
When in reality, Trump likely spent the past two weeks spilling information, getting politically rick-rolled and further giving away American influence and interests over to China.
Yup, some version of this will be in his remarks. Along with being treated as royalty, longest trip by an American Prez ever and words that sound like he is best friends with virtually everyone he met. Great deals are being made. North Korea too will bow down to him because he is Trump -something about forcing China to deal with NoKo.
Mr. President, Mr. President, do you like all of Steely Dan’s albums?
I’m going to be passing of T-boy’s “what I did on my summer vacation” recitation also.
Check those dogs out instead. I think you’ll agree it was the right choice.