Discussion: Trump To Host Re-Election Fundraiser At His Own Hotel In Washington D.C

Just how many middle fingers does he have for the U.S.?

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Grifters gotta grift.

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Ten, but they’re real pudgy

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“But he’s new to this.”

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The campaign raised more than $7 million by the end of March from appeals to small donors and the sale of merchandise such as the ubiquitous red “Make America Great Again” ball caps.

I get it now; he’s saving the feat of making America great for his next term.

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You got there first, grifting… big league.

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As many as you need. Jared and Ivanka are meeting this week with a Chinese wholesaler.

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And in your hotel gift bag…

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How much extra do they charge for the Incest Suite?

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It’s just exhausting, really, with all the daily small scandals crowding out the medium sized and major scandals.

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No, I think that his next campaign slogan will be “Make America Great Again, Again!”

Along with a bottle of Complicit, right?

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I hear that it’s booked into perpetuity.

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Apparently “COVFEFE” must be Russian for “collusion”. Just another wacky day here in Ivankastan…

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Comes in an odorless and humorless version for Green Party ticket leaders.

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In a bulk barrel at the co-op. Bring your own bottle.

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His behavior is so outrageous on a daily basis. When I fax letters to my representative and senators, I cannot remember every incident that ticks me off. I am tearing my hair out.

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It’s worth noting that his campaign is a PAC, which means he can use the money to pay defense attorneys.

That’s exactly the reason susPence mysteriously started one out of the blue.

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Now Featuring: World-class security. Paid for by middle class tax dollars. No other hotel can offer you such security. It’s worth paying extra.

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