Approximately 150 guests will take their seats in the State Dining Room on Tuesday, making for a more intimate affair than those held by President Barack Obama.
The planners were hard pressed to come up with a list of people who didn’t have plans to wash their hair. At least the menu will be straightforward - a choice of a cheeseburger or a burnt steak.
Don’t forget the freedom fries.
Donnie, Donnie, Donnie. What’s Donnie going to do to fuck it all up? Probably won’t try the old WWE handshake move again. My money is on the Molester-In-Chief trying to cop a feel on Brigitte.
Talk about himself from beginning to end.
Sounds like it is going to be a long long boring dinner.
Any doubts on the Main course of subject matter.
hint:
The Bestest President evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Now it’s President Donald Trump’s turn to pull off the ultimate charm offensive.
Please, AP. This is like assuming that the “Sex Pistols” have the ability to perform without using profanity.
Also, no Democratic members of Congress, nor the press have been invited.
This sounds so much more elegant than the horse’s head Putin served Trump at that particular State Dinner.
One big moment is the first glimpse of the first lady in her gown. Fashion details are kept secret until the first couple steps on to the North Portico on Tuesday night to welcome their dinner guests.
Oh, for fuck’s sake. She’s the flotus, not some ditzy debutante. On second thoughts…
(AP) — Now it’s President Donald Trump’s turn to pull off the ultimate charm offensive."
Oh AP, you rapscallions
Looking at the first sentence of the article, I think they might just stick with “offensive” when speculating on the effect 45* will have on Macron.
“Hey, lookit here Frenchy - I bet you never saw such a big fancy spread before huh? You french don’t even have a word for cuisine.”
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Because he wants to keep it klassy.
True. If Donnie’s not doing the talking he becomes bored in three seconds. It’s amazing just how fucked up he is. If he has to share attention time at the dinner tonight he’ll take it out on us all in a twitter rage tomorrow morning. When will this nightmare come to an end?
Chiselin’ Trump will be serving Macroni and cheese… plenty of cheese.
Macroni and sleaze
No press? The leaks will still start before they get through the first course.