Discussion: Trump: There's An Upside To The Ebola Outbreak

definitely Trump, a cure for Ebola will eventually be found to stop it. With the Trump virus it defies eradication and no cure in sight.

Oh good …I was hoping there was an upside to all this…

No shaking hands? I just assumed that he was going to cite ā€œdead poor peopleā€ as the benefit of Ebola.

ā€œTerrorist fist jabsā€ will continue to be ridiculed on FauxNews, but a recent study showed fist jabs are one of the best methods of human social contact, imparting the least amount of bacterial/viral load upon another.

Maybe Ebola will kill the fungus colony that’s infecting his head.

I don’t like it either, useless social ritual. But then I have an excuse. I’m mildly autistic, the Darnold is just an arrogant asshole.

Prediction…doctors who ultimately perform the autopsy on Trump will be employing tweezers and a thimble to handle his brain…

He’s been pulling this same ā€œno handshakeā€ BS for years, supposedly in response to fears of one disease or another. The real reason he refuses to shake hands is he’s trying to duck process servers from the numerous lawsuits that he somehow finds himself involved in.

As Salon magazine calls him: ā€œclown-wigged publicity barnacleā€

The Donald hopes, one day, to live in a land where the horrors of the handshake will no long be the great burden of injustice it has become.

The Donald declares: ā€œWe shall overcomb’!..Or…There will be hell toupee’!ā€

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that thing on his head has finally eaten away a better part of his brain…

If there’s a way to make a buck on ebola, Trump with find it.