Battery requires touching of some sort and assault does not - you can assault someone verbally but you can’t commit battery verbally.
That above all things is why I have a hard time understanding the deplorables who voted for him.
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She should have gone full Julia Sugarbaker on him
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I’m surprised he didn’t go with “Hey smile you’d look so much nicer.”
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Try to be a happier warrior sweetie, this is going to be a long slog.
I couldn’t resist a slight embellishment. 
“Trump can grab my…” What, penis? Hey, it’s the “Walmart Crying Game”, yee haw!
That’s was stored in the bad memories vault which I try not to unlock.
@unit44 I’m as happy as I’m going to be while getting a virtual pat on the head.
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When I grow up I want to be Julia Sugarbaker.
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She’s my spirit animal.
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My favorite was her going off on tourists after that home tour gone awry
Julia: We Southerners have had to endure many things, but one thing we Southerners don’t have to endure is a bunch of bored housewives turning historical homes into theme parks, not to mention ill-mannered tourists with their Big Gulps, Mistys, Slurpees, and Frosties, their dirty feet overflowing rubber thongs, and babies who sneeze Fudgesicle juice! Out, out of my house! As God is my witness, I will burn it down myself before I let you in again!
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Interesting, so they don’t just let you do it?
What a lech. Ugh he makes my skin crawl.
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Yes, he would believe it would be trading up but French ladies would rip Lil’ Donnie Two Scoops a bleeding chest wound in public.
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"Hey, baby, mind if I, heh heh heh, comb over? 
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I imagine quite a few White House flat screens have been the target of bowls of ice cream…but then again…he would want to eat all his ice cream…so just empty bowls.
He thought he was being European…but just came off Vulgarian.
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How many times do you think he’s been told, “Please, you’re President now. Don’t comment on the physical appearance of women!” If he were a dog in obedience school, they’d send him back to his master after day one. He just cannot be trained to do even the simplest things. But on the bright side, at least he didn’t rate her on the one-to-ten scale.