They should have all took a knee.
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I was wondering if the stable genius introduced his favorite horse, Incitatus.
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FUCK YOU DONALD AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON
(cough)
OK. Donaldā¦voting is not a privilege and not something you bestow.
Voting is a sacred duty of every caring citizen so FUCK OFF!!!
(waves arms wildly in anger)
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He canāt. Hence the twitter rages and demand for more and more Executive Time. Heās pretty much abdicated his role as a functioning president. Heās down the rabbit hole of delusion and fantasy. Not to mention the likelihood heās seriously medicated these days.
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As long as he doesnāt start playing around with the big, beautiful, functioning nuclear button, Iām fine with that.
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āGet up!ā he urged his audience, who obliged.
āLook at that crowd - standing room only. And a standing ovation, too. Now, stand on one leg. Bark. Roll over. Beg.ā
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I grew up on a farm. My sainted father would have felt insulted by comments like that from trump.
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Maybe thatās why heās medicated. Regular dosing of Xanax or Valium would take the edge off of his uncontrollable fury and give his minders time to talk him down before he lunges for the football.
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He isnāt worthy of cleaning the manure off their shoes.
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I know a lot of farm workers named Jones ā¦
No Salvadorans though ā
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Demanding a standing ovationāthatās a new one on me. The hits just keep coming, donāt they?
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A Trumpian one
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Dramatis Personae:
Hair Furor
His Family
The Wife ā Prisoner of Zenda
Son #1 - Traitor Tot
Son #2 - Short Bus
Daughter - Miss Complicity
Son-in-Law - JarJar Blinks
Other characters
Kellywise
Porkchops Huckster
Sir Cucks-alot Bannon
The Mooch
Sebastian Gorka
Stephen Miller
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Except they stood and applauded for him.
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āI signed a law that doesnāt really do anything for you but worship me anyway! Arenāt you glad that I ran so that you could vote for ME?ā /s
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Only reason Iām here was to post much the same sentiment. Even having predicted an inevitable descent into paranoiac megalomaniacial psychosis if he won last freaking summer, and, indeed, perhaps because itās unfolding exactly the way so many expected it to, itās just jaw-dropping to behold.
Comments on the substance of the crazy-ass things he keeps saying are basically moot at this point. Only a meta-comment on how fucking crazy heās getting seems worthwhile.
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So, I guess we know where Louis C.K. should go next time he wants to masturbate in front of people, because this crowd clearly fucking loves it.
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There is barely any such thing as a family farm anymore. Most of the people working in agriculture (professionals, not migrant labor) donāt own any land. Big farms conglomerate. And they grow (or destroy) crops for profit above all else.
The farm owners truly are Trumpās people.
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That picture is surely to put him over the edge. Has anyone tweeted it to him yet?
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