he was sitting around brainstorming with Al Gore and Al thought up the Internet so Donnie raised and predicted terrorism…
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And when he hits the down cycle Crazy Ben will pick up the slack. It’s funny but I’m all laughed out.
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I have had many of the same thoughts about how un-treated Manic-Depressive personality disorders work, with some individuals who are most of the time in a manic of unipolar position of the bi-polar illness. We must not ignore the the numerous paranoid features he displays as well.
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What a lunatic. He did no such thing. What a fucking lying sack of shit.
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Since Al Gore got endless shit from the teabaggers claiming he said that he “invented” the Intenet, why shouldn’t it be Big Door’s turn?
I still hope this goofball gets the nomination. I giggle when I think of Hillary filleting this kook.
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Yeah, because the CIA briefer reading the PDB to George W. Bush titled “Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in the U.S.” which Bush replied “alright, you covered your ass”, not to mention people like Richard Clarke running around with his hair on fire trying to get the Bush administration to take Bin Ladin and the threat of al Qaeda seriously but was rebuffed for almost a full year… nope… Trump alone predicted a major attack.
He’s like a love child of Cassandra and Nostradamus.
What a fucking tool.
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No. But I want to.
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If my mother were alive she would have this comment on Trump:" He does great wonders and shits cucumbers."
I have heard many people (even those with mops and brooms…hair clippers and brushes in their hands) speaking about Trump as though they themselves were in his Boardroom…offering him advise and counsel.
boisdevache: trump’s got friends? name a few. hmm… let’s start with the ted’s. ted (the buttsniffer) cruz. ted nugent (the soul of reason). probably ted bundy (he liked good looking girls too).
there. a start of a list.
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Great point and if you follow his history you can see something he learned early on:
when you owe the bank $10,000 and lose your job … you’re in trouble.
when you owe the ban $10,000,000 and lose your ability to pay … the bank’s in trouble.
Trump would always position himself where he owed so much money to the banks that they in effect became his partners. And he’s pulled some shit that almost got him prosecuted, once taking deposits from investors to build million dollar condos in Baja and then using it to finish up a project in Chicago. Is there an investigative journalist out there looking to make a name for himself?
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“I know the terrorists. They’re amazing people. When my hair color is dark orange, it means to mount an attack somewhere crowded.” ~~~~~~Trump
StephenColbert had his ‘truthiness’-- Donnie’s got trumpisms.
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Trumps brain, 1980-90-ish: “I alone know about terrorists and when they’ll attack. Instead of saving the lives of thousands of people across the globe, I’m going to use this information as a small boost to my future presidential campaign.”
Seems legit.
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And tomorrow, in an even more stunning announcement, The Donald will announce that he has singlehandedly discovered the cure for cancer, solved world-wide hunger and achieved a lasting peace in the Middle East.
In a related incident, Doctor Carson says someone has been stealing drugs from his private stash.
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I appreciate this information. I have no significant knowledge of the condition. It makes sense he is not being treated for the condition.
Question: Do we owe it to ourselves to stipulate that, if this is a thing, he needs to treat it going forward in order to be eligible for the nomination/office.
OT a little: in 1972 Senator Thomas Eagleton withdrew as George McGovern’s running mate after acknowledging he was treated for depression with electroshock therapy.
IF Trump were to become the President-elect and the routine pre-inaugural physical indicated a condition not heretofore disclosed, or treated, and the ‘client’ was unwilling treat the condition… what do we do?
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Trump discovered terrorism like he discovered bankruptcy, but he is much more often accurate at predicting his bankruptcy events than the former.
Bankrupting a casino is an especially remarkable skill because in the words of Lewis Black: “How do you bankrupt a business where the house always wins?”
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Colbert has a great monologue about these very predictable predictions (Bin Laden had been named as an instigator in four major acts of terrorism when Trump’s stupid book came out).
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Donald Trump continues to prove that he is manifestly unprepared and unqualified to be President of the United States while simultaneously proving beyond all doubt that he is a jackass.
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Trump is pretty dumb for a guy with “The World’s Greatest Memory.”
Thanks. Thought I heard someone on the later nights saying that Trump say that.
I’m still laughing over it.
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