The von Trump (crime) family!
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Even if thereâs political chaos at the convention, it wonât be a total loss â Trump will make a fortune selling Trump Water, Trump Sandwiches, and Trump Lattes, and collecting all the change from the Trump Coin-Operated Bathroom Stalls.
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Trump Coin-Operated Bathroom Stalls.
Donât forget the Trump Toilet Paper Rental Station
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A nickel per wipe.
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Just found a piece on Raw Story about Field Marshall Trumpâs lovely Tweet about Hillaryâs gigantic June fundraising haul. No anti-Semitic dog whistle in that Tweet - none whatsoever! What group is he going to offend next? Druids? Zoroastrians?
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I would think so. Empty spaces in the back upset him. You probably heard one of his genius ideas was to set off fireworks inside the venue? With any luck he may out-pizzazz the ending of âCarrie.â
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On the other handâŠthat recent Quinnipiac poll rated Trump several points higher than Hillary on honesty and trustworthiness. I know itâs one poll. I know too that the same poll had Hillary higher than Trump on âhas high moral standardsâ (the people, in their infinite wisdom, do not realize that honesty is part of morality). I realize as well that âhonestyâ probably is understood as ârejecting political correctnessâ (i.e. being openly racist). But, still, this is so utterly outrageous, such an absolute rejection of what is in plain sight for all to see that I donât know what to say.
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A bit O/T, but letâs not forget that regardless of what might be prohibited by law enforcement, the RNC, the FBI, etc, Trumpâs crazed supporters will bring guns to the convention. This isnât alarmist BS; itâs nearly a certainty. Who wants to be at a convention where Ammosexuals will be hopped up on 2nd Amendment Crack and will gladly dare anyone to take away their guns? Holy crap. Iâm 1,100 miles from Cleveland and that might not be far enough for safety.
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I think you may have forgotten Chuck Norris, but I was laughing so hard while reading your list that I may have missed his entry.
And a warm and heartfelt âHibbie-Jabbieâ to everyone this Saturday morning on the TPM!
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I think that all the time. Before people die, they usually have a day where they rally and everyone thinks theyâre turning a corner, that theyâre going to pull through. That was Clevelandâs rally.
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I canât wait for Sister Sarahâs speech if itâs like this one she made yesterday.
âThe ugly, ugly charge of racism. This is so ridiculous. Trump has been covered in the spotlight for decades, years and years, showing so many of his friends and colleagues of every race color and creed. Great relationships with them all. See the press knows that, because theyâre the ones who did the covering of him, and Trump was never called a racist until he decided to run against the Democrats. And thatâs the way that the dirty side of this business works. Believe me.â
âYou seen some of the leftâs rallies? Cranky. Demanding. Shrill. Vote for me. I make no sense, and Iâll never have to explain myself, but vote for me and youâll get all of this free stuff. Those rallies? Hey, that what happens when everybody gets a trophy.â
"Splodey heads keep âsplodinâ
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I wonder what the polling percentage is of meth addicts that Quinnipac uses? Must be inching towards 75%.
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And a hot Hibbie Jabbie back atcha! Gosh, am I the only one who sees hibbie jabbie and immediately breaks out into Rappers Delight?
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You canât overestimate peopleâs capacity to lazily assume that what they hear from some other idiot is true. Cats are stand-offish, the French are rude, Hillaryâs corrupt. Only the most skeptical or sophisticated or simply fair people ever ask whether itâs all really true or not. Itâs depressing but there you are. One more thing, when, God willing, sheâs President, you will hear vituperation against her that will rival anything you ever heard toward Obama. I remember from the '90s, this unreasoning loathing. Or reasoned in that she represented a generation of women entering professions in large numbers that had formerly been dominated by men.
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Heâs referring to a speaker list heâs drawn up and as each potential speaker (e.g. Putin, Kim Kardashian) turns him down, he checks the waiting list and calls on the next name.
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No, it brought back some OG synapse-firing to me too. : )
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Fucking J. H. Christ doing the Macarena on an onion/garlic flaming Triscuit from hell, I hope she is given a prime speaking spot at the convention. I just want to hear the âin-depthâ analysis from the network news people covering this fiasco.
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Unbelievable. Thatâs like five degrees of magnitude beyond unheard-of for a mainstream politician. And like every disgusting thing he does he can say itâs an accident, how dare you, I have many friends blah blah.
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Friend, you might want to read this articleâŠTrump Delegates: Weâre Bringing Guns to Cleveland â Mother Jones
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The GOP gathering will be truly centrifugal. There will be a glee and enjoyment to this spectacle which will be a rapture to behold.
Problem is, most of the rest of us will recoil in horror and disgust. The âcenterâ, the âmoderateâ, the âreasonable-lookingâ will be absent.
Why is this important?
Because, if raw-sewage Trumpism was the Way To Go for America in order to achieve Murdochâs agenda, FOX would have ditched long ago the efforts (a) to appear like ânewsâ (b) to use the term âfair and balancedâ © to use point-counterpoint settings in order to appear legitimate.
Now the gloves are off. Trumpism is the GOP id after allâŠpure and un-cut.
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