Yep, freeing up “some great seats” for those coming from Russia to attend.
Russian prostitutes are generally as petite as Spicer…I bet two or even three could comfortably fit on each available “great seat”…
Didn’t I read yesterday that scalpers are losing money on tickets? I don’t think these seats are really that “great”.
This administration is very very unifying.
“President-elect continued his tirade against Rep. John Lewis (D-GA).”
I was just going to post that I wish the author of the piece had mentioned that scalpers are taking a beating. They can’t give away tickets to this inauguration. And there have also been numerous reports of seat fillers being hired to attend the inauguration. I’m just very, very proud that my congressperson, John Yarmuth, announced yesterday that he will not be attending.
Seats at the Inauguration ceremony are free, but usually gone immediately. Every election, scalpers obtain a bunch and sell them off. This year, scalpers are hurting because demand is so low.
There was an appeal published on social media yesterday in which Trump is pushing free tickets to the Inauguration, like it was a huge deal. If they’re desperate enough to start begging for attendees, there must be plenty of open seats.
But Monsieur, 'e eez a zheenius!
Ah, nothing quite like reaching out to the black community and minorities at large than dissing John Lewis before and on Martin Luther King’s anniversary day. Trumpenstein couldn’t have cleaned MLK’s toilet bowl nor Lewis’ for that matter.
Just yesterday I saw an ad (at the top of my screen) for free tickets to the inauguration. That they’re having to spend money advertising free tickets is pretty damn telling.
Who would want to watch the illegitimate Asshole-elect act out this farce which has been orchestrated by his blow job buddy, V Putin? Sad.
Correctly, Lewis has attended only legitimate inaugurations. G W Bush and the current Asshole-elect were not elected legitimately.
“Obviously we’d love for every member of Congress to attend, but if they don’t, that’s some great seats that other folks can hopefully partake in.”
Partake: consume, eat, drink, take part in, engage in …
How the fuck do you “partake” in a seat - you sit in it, that’s it, you sit (or you stand up on it and have it fold up on your legs, and you fall and cause a big disturbance, and Trump yells from the inauguration stand “Get him the hell outta here,” and everybody laughs and has a great time).
They are freeing up some great seats! And we’ve hired the people to fill them!
“Great seats”…to a show no one wants to see. Huzzah.
though people were wondering why Spicer was wearing nothing but a tea cozy and had the words “I like my coffee with Slick Jim’s Triple Baked BBQ Sauce” crudely written in ketchup all over his body.
Trump paying to fill seats.
And protesters paid to protest.
Picked up a new performer…
Borowitz nails it again
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