âLast nightâs program was meant to offer a unifying message about our common commitment to a vigorous and free press while honoring civility, great reporting and scholarship winners, not to divide people. Unfortunately, the entertainerâs monologue was not in the spirit of that mission,â Talev said in a Sunday statement.
Oh, puhleeze!
Welp, time to call Rich Little again.
Here is how it is supposed to be written, âLast nightâs program was meant to kiss the asses of the oh so important and to make us feel even more important than we already think we are, in other words, like the Oscars, only for the press. Unfortunately, the entertainerâs monologue pulled back the curtain to show all the emperors naked and boy, it wasnât pretty.â
Deplorable Donald is such a pansy-fart, with skin as thick as carbon paper.
Thou art chucking stones while residing in a glass house oh great mango. And thatâs only twitter
Or dig up Bob Hope
Judge them by their behavior. They teed it up for Ms. Wolf. If the repulsive person and his administration was not in the White House the jokes would be as rote as a typical night in the Comedy Store.
However, both conservatives and members of the media said that Wolfâs jokes about White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders went too far.
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previously on âThe Sarah Huckabee Sanders Showâ (the guest stars are John Kelly and Donald Trump)
okies the Kelly part of the âshowâ is outta the way, so hereâs the Trump part.
Hope told weed jokes
https://www.cannabisculture.com/content/2003/12/22/3059
âOne of Hopeâs common pot jokes while entertaining the troops in Vietnam was that âinstead of taking it away from the soldiers, we ought to give it to the negotiators in Paris.â
This would probably flip them off today or require an investigation by Sessions.
So it took the WHCD to finally accept that the MSM is A-okay with fascism. Weâre on our own.
And in other news âŚ
The bus is coming for you Cohen . Trump Nat Enquirer pal Pecker is gunning for you.
Repeat after me âLoyalty ,my assâ
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/national-enquirer-michael-cohen_us_5ae5fabbe4b055fd7fcccd04
Thanks, PP for elevating her routine so that everyone will see it now. Good job, Donny, yes, good job! Youâre such a good boy! Hereâs a biscuit.
Trump should be praising Michelle for following his example by doing away with political correctness.
Trump is the one who lowered the bar on human decency.
He and anyone supports him or works for him should also praise Michelle.
Bob Hope didnât do impressions.
The White House Correspondents Association has announced that Wolfâs monologue âwas not in the spiritâ of their mission.
And the Trump Administration is not in the spirit of America, but please, keep bitching about the comedian.
Our Symbol of National Unity and Arbiter of Social Propriety has spoken. I can now unclutch my pearls.
The DC Press Corpse has made it clear which side they have come down on. And they have decided to continue to be stenographers for the Republican Party.
So how long will todayâs standing ovation for Hucky Boo Boo last from these worthless propagandists?
If Trump were man enough to show up to the event, he could have offered his criticisms directly to Michelle Wolf. But since heâs a coward, he has to do so from a safe distance, as he always does.
Not surprising. Wolfâs jokes about the media and its reliance on âall Trump, all the timeâ hit Cnn, MSNBC, and Fox just as hard as she hit the deserving Sara Sanders. They doth protest too much.