Seriously, If DJT got a herpes sore or a brain tumor he’d brag about it’s hugeness. When he’s given 1,000 years in prison for crimes against the state, he’ll tweet that it was a record sentence.
And the second prize goes to Ohio: THREE TRUMP VISITS!
It’s the biggest ever. They’re saying it’s the biggest. It’s historic. It’s really like Texas, if you think about it.
People are saying. Many, many people, just how huge and amazing this hurricane is. Huge. Just very, very big.
Apparently Harvey has gotten in the lighting of Mr. Two Scoops.
Good luck getting that spotlight back Donnie.
That’s fine, Texans can flip you off with both hands.
Did Two Scoops Donnie get a great deal or what on Play Doh?
Trying to save face. He will visit Corpus tomorrow. Wanted to visit other cities, but was told to stay the fuck away. This way he can go into a Twitter meltdown before Saturday and no one will remember the proposed 2nd trip.
We use both cheeks.
Campaign style rally at Osteen’s church to uplift Texans with stories of how big he won Texas, assulting fake news media, eliminating job killing ObaMa era regulations that minimize damage due to flooding, and MAGA (generally)!
Cheeky bastards.
He can go stand on the deck of the WWII carrier USS Lexington (permanantly docked in Corpus, and which I hope made it through ok!) and say “Mission Accomplished!”
Trump will not be surveying the affected areas as it is difficult to use a golf cart in two feet of water.
Freeways around Osteen’s church are flooded.
Funny, though. Yesterday when the trip was first floated, one of the anchors at Channel 13 relayed the news, then quipped, “What’s he going to do? Hold a rally?”
Maybe tour downtown Houston on said carrier.
Asked about the magnitude of the storm and its effects, Trump said, “It’s the biggest ever. They’re saying it’s the biggest. It’s historic. It’s really like Texas, if you think about it.”
Mrs. Von Holst thinks that Trumpler’s like a little kid watching a movie and making a running commentary. “Hey look, Godzilla stepped on a truck!” “Wow, now he blew up a house with his breath.” “Ha, ha, ha. Ghiderah hit Godzilla and they both fell down and a bunch of buildings got squashed”.
Is it a pathology? Mrs. Von Holst thinks so. I don’t know. But,…Mrs. Von Holst is never wrong.
Ah but which neato cool outfit would he wear, the suit or the flight jacket?
He’ll be with Blake Farenthold. Probably matching ducky pajamas.
Somebody told him there would be a ground breaking ceremony for a new Trump hotel.
