Pretty funny, no question.
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Where the hell have you been, Eustace? Many of us here have felt barren without you.
And when are you going to release Ugg?
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That’s one for the pun Hall of Fame.
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That’s what happens when you work for the King.
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OT: Late lunchtime CMAO (chuckling my ass off).
“I’m not really great at the Washington scene,” he said. “Having experienced that now has made me a lot wiser, but it’s also made me appreciate where I was and who I really am – which is an entrepreneur and money manager focused on growing people’s money.”
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But to be fair, he only pays for when the car is moving - otherwise, you can’t really call it “driving”, right?
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Trump’s ability to live down to expectations consistently is impressive - it is hard to be a real prick 24/7.
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Black car (limo) drivers in NYC all make ore $$ than he did. What were the unpaid perks? This story makes no sense, unless he is a moron.
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Off your meds again?
Noel Cintron is the Erich Kempka of today. Erich did write a book.
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more l’imos-ine off down the street
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I’m sure he and Trump had a handshake that he’d be paid for those hours.
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The method in Trump’s lying:
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It might have occurred to you somewhere in the 100 - 500 hour range that Trump was going to fuck you.
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Or a moran?
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Reminds me of a really funny joke Chris Rock once told during his routine, about a news item in which a black employee of Cracker Barrel Restaurants sued the Company for racial discrimination.
Rock’s response: “Dude, what did you expect!?”
Still, anything that makes dotard look bad is A-OK with me.
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I’m also honestly curious what he was hearing!
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Yes, they’re amply paid, in abuse and calumny.
Good to see Eustace back, it’s a great act!
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So it’s Eustace that’s been hiding Uggswell P Gravel.
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