Discussion: Trump Reportedly Made Top Aide Fetch Him McDonald's Instead Of WH Burger

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Who would have guessed that the Director of White House Operations was actually the McDirector of McWhite McHouse McOperations? You know, besides me.

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This story is good news for all of us who hope Trump either strokes out or gets a massive heart attack soon.

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Had he sent Chris Christie, he would never have seen either the burger or the fries.

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Of all the people under the microscope of Congress and Mueller, Schiller is the one I can see essentially giving testimony that, when summed up, amounts to one big ā€œFuck youā€, perjury and contempt be damned. Questioning him is probably pumping a dry hole, in my estimation.

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Tip to Turmp. McDonalds doesnā€™t fry their apple pies anymore, they bake them. LOL.

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Heā€™d just go bionic like Cheney and haunt us for the next 25 years.

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Well, this proves it. Trump is an asshole and this guy is a pathetic gofer. Sad.

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The Steele Dossier suggests heā€™s had worse things in his mouthā€¦

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Thereā€™s a Five Guys not too far away.

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Santorum?

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If I were inclined to believe in a god, I would have had to abandon that faith when Dick Cheney got a heart over others waiting for transplants.

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He can probably relate to that other famous clown - Ronald McDonald.

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Schiller reminds me of Salvatore Tessio.

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Oh yes, he would. Frankenputz might be slightly suspicious when the bill came up as $367.42 a month or so later.

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Mickey Dā€™sā€¦ consider it a sort of slow motion self assassination. Alla them animal fats that turn solid even at body temperature clogging up those 71 year old arteries in his Circle of Willis at the base of his brainā€¦ plug that up and thereā€™s no way back.

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Stay classy, Donnie! You can take they guy out of Queens, but you canā€™t take Queens out of the guy. What an embarrassing douchebag. Heā€™s a stupid personā€™s idea of a rich man.

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Chicken McNuggets?

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Tofu?

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I find it hilarious that he hates being considered ā€œQueens trashā€ (no offense to those from Queens - hell, Iā€™m from MO) by his Manhattan neighbors, but he canā€™t help himself in certain ways like this.

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