This can’t possibly end well. Any new person, just like the old people, would have no real power to shield trump. All they could do would be to ratchet up the shrill. So the first time some new indictment dropped after the change, they’d be out too. And no one with even a little sense would be willing to come in.
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Wanna change the narrative? Try proposing and supporting an agenda that the majority of Americans want?
Or, keep pushing your banana republic fever dreams and keep wondering why nobody loves, respects, or follows you. Getting new, more enthusiastic, energetic cheerleaders ain’t gonna help. Continue promoting the same crap with new commercials ain’t gonna increase sales.
Want to be spoken of positively again? Want the thanks of a grateful America? Resign. Now.
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Shorter Trump: My current crew of racists has been ineffectual. I need better racists.
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Of course he does. Trump cannot fail, he can only be failed. If things are bad, fire everybody and try again.
It’s just another flavor of shit he throws at the wall. Someday, maybe something will stick.
[Ron Howard voice: Nothing ever stuck.]
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Given that’s not one of the job requirements I’d say a least a few applicants will surface.
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A pittance, to control the most powerful man in the world.
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Oh, I’m sure they will. But they’ll be the kind of people who say, “Oh, sure, mister president, your idea of a surgical strike on north korea sounds great!” and mean it.
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It will be hard to field the B Team, even the denizens of the swamp see the handwriting on the wall.
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I can make this prediction without any qualms whatsoever: if Trump dumps the staff, any one he hires to replace them will be just as stupid and incompetent as the ones being replaced. Or worse. Who is going to work for this stupid fuck unless they are stupid fucks themselves, who are idiotic enough to tie themselves to unpopular and unworkable legislation and policies? I hear Steve Wynn is available! And Bill O’Reilly doesn’t seem to be too busy at the moment. And Richard Spencer hasn’t been heard from in a while, and I’m sure you’d love to throw him a bone, since Stephen Miller probably gets lonely playing with his “Triumph of the Will” Lego set all by himself.
Oh, and please, please, please replace Sarah Huckabee Sanders with Sean Hannity. I want to see that stupid pussy motherfucker burst into tears after 3 1/2 minutes of questions because he’s not shielded by FoxNews. I think Huckabee Sanders is a vile excuse for a human being, but I gotta say she probably has much bigger testicles than Sean Hannity. And how many other people do you know that can wear a WalMart bedding ensemble to work every day and pull it off?
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Rush FatBoy ain’t gonna like that…
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It’s not the staff. It’s the boss.
Oh, and then the staff. They’re totally incompetent too.
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Where’s Joe the Plumber?
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Trump’s advisers reside at Fox “News” which is under the thumb of an 87 year-old Australian billionaire.
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The one you nominated is good. I liked this one, too:
“He’s saying he should have put Rudy [Giuliani] at State and Chris Christie at Justice.”
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Yeah, that was my runner-up quote… 
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“It’s like Kelly views Trump as a mushroom. He wants to keep him in the dark and feed him a bunch of shit.”
I don’t even want to think about the kind of disgusting pig that rooted up that fetid truffle.
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It’s a new season of “The Administration” with a whole new cast! Tune in right after “This Is Us” to see who Don will be betraying and belittling this year!
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Unless this shakeup involves the removal of Kelly and Miller, I don’t care.
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Not a problem. I’m sure he could continue his radio program and FoxNews show, while simultaneously being a Trump staffer. No ethics or conflict of interest problems in this administration. Hell, Trump is moonlighting as a hotel and golf resort owner.
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I, for one, am ready for WH Chief of Staff and Attorney General and Secretary of State Jared Kushner.
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