Discussion: Trump Ranks Fox News Reporters By Loyalty, And Steve Doocy Gets A 12/10

wov, he must be so proud ! ETTD !

Edit: And Hannity is so jealous !

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Nice! He’s done Fox a favor here: if they ever decide to become a legitimate news organization, they can traverse this list from high to low when determining which people to fire first.

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Graded 12 out of 10… no need to see those SAT scores. We got the idea. Thanks.

Wait til Hannity sees this.

Later in the morning he got out the scissors, construction paper and glue and made a diorama of the Fox & Friends set.

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Given the story about fox quashing their reporting of Trump’s payoff prior to the election can we please stop calling Doocey a ‘reporter?’ It gives him far more credit than is deserved. And in a hed, no less?

Twelve out of 10. Who knew they taught FoxMath™ at UPenn? But it appears acing that one course still didn’t qualify Toadglans for a place on the Dean’s List even though, as he’s crowed many times, he “graduated at the top of my class from Wharton. It’s a very prestigious school.”

“They all kiss my ass, but Steve gives me a little extra tickle when he does it.”

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It’s like Doocy’s taking college placement ass-kissing.

French kiss?

Mistake. French Mistake!!


(I love Blazing Saddles, you can use it anywhere!)

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Doocy could only manage scissors, construction paper and glue while trump has mastered Lincoln Logs. So Doocy sees him as a stable genius…

I doubt strongly trump graduated… much less at the top of his class. If he did in fact finish and graduate it was because daddy bought that diploma.
If trump was at the top of his class why then will he not reveal his official college transcript… something he whined at Obama about?
He should be able to publish the transcript…after all it’s not like it’s under audit like his taxes.

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The fact that he uses the term loyalty when speaking of journalists tells you everything you need to know about Fox News.

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“There was no ranking of Shep Smith, though, since, at Rupert Murdoch’s personal request, he was sent to head FoxNews’ brand new field office in Patagonia.”

Steve Doocy is Larry Kudlow with slightly less blow.

And all who were listed will work much harder to increase their ranking.

Thanks New Yorker!

So they’re ranked by stupidity then – I’d bet that’s the wage scale at Faux News too.