We’re going to see six days of historic meltdown as he tries and fails to pivot to the general. The Orange One is already scared, and it’s going to be fun to watch.
Are they Mexican? Did your team getting info on Obama’s birth cert finally make it back from Hawaii?
“I think you’re going to find it very informative and very, very interesting.”
I remember how that “major speech targeting the Clintons” worked out so well for President Perot.
Please proceed, Mr. Trump: I’m sure that women will love it when you, a philanderer, tries to tar her as an enabler for of her husbands infidelity. That’s a winner.
TPM:
Donald Trump promised in primary night remarks Tuesday that he would deliver a “major” speech “probably Monday of next week” to discuss “all of the things that have taken place with the Clintons.”
Let me guess: Donald is gonna call Hillary Crooked and call both Hillary and Bill disgusting.
Yawn.
“I think you’re going to find it very informative and very, very interesting,” Trump said.
Doubt it. The speech is likely to say more about Trump than the Clintons, and it won’t say anything we don’t already know about him.
HiTlarY is a Crypto-Mexicali. Have YOu seen the siZe of her CalvES?
So.
Basically, no actual policy will be forthcoming from him for the country to analyze just a bunch of racist mad libs and 20 year old Clinton Derangement Syndrome.
OK.
Man, if only Paul Ryan had waited one more week…
Whitewater
Vince Foster
Monica et al
BENGHAZI!!!
Emails
Server
Closet lesbian
Did I miss anything else?
It’s going to have all the best words. It will be fantastic. Believe me.
Bad wife
Uppity woman
Ugly, old woman
vEriTable caNteLouPs?
Bad wife as in doesn’t bake cookies
Oh, the Clinton Foundation! This one is now Bern’s favorite too…
Ooo, let me guess: he’s going to call Hillary crooked for her email and a murderer for Benghazi (and give at least a few hints about Vince Foster), and call Bill a rapist who she enabled and that’s why women should love Trump as much as he loves them.
Did I miss anything?
Why would he wait 'till next week. No time like the present.
Edit. Of course, it’s the build up. To imbue a sense of drama and suck in the MSM.
Which is why Hillary was the better candidate. They have thrown everything possible at Hillary and there is nothing under the sun that we haven’t heard. If she made it through 11 hours on Capitol Hill she can take anything they throw at her.
Donald on the other hand has been doing an outstanding job for us providing a wealth of unhinged behavior on the tape machine
GD Drumpf, you’d make a polygraph machine overload and detonate like a blockbuster. If you ever, ever spoke the truth, would your tongue burst into flames?
Enabler?
Missing computer keys
Travelgate
Neither of which actually happened.
If Trump had the slightest fucking clue what he was doing, he would have already delivered such a speech a week ago or more. Of course, the fact is that he is incapable of doing anything other than spitting out a rambling, disconnected word salad concatenation of retread Clinton attacks, racist dog whistles, and juvenile misogynist slurs delivered in his signature elementary school rhetorical style. Sad! And cankles.