And appear on Awards shows:
Rand has always been my bitch. He always will be.
Wait, is that a camera? Is that a fucking FAKE NEWS CAMERA?!?!? I want CNN dead! I want MSNBC dead! I want ABCNEWS dead! I want the lamestream news media dead!
Someone give me a baseball bat!!!
Just make him stop.
So…if he never let you down, how could he possibly let you down again? Asking for a friend…
The long awaited pivot, but it would cost him his base.
Too much hot air. Maybe a popcorn maker.
So maybe he’s actually medicated into being a good President right now, but he’s acting like a bad one to keep his base out of habit, so he’s actually still a bad President just for doing that, so how can he—ugh. I’m going to go lie down for a while. Life is just too hard lately.

Rand Paul is a very special guy, as far as I’m concerned. He’s never let me down, and I don’t think he’ll let us down again.
I think voting against the congressman from Koch would be a good place to start, again.
Hey Rand, there’s plenty of room for you up Trump’s ass. Join the party.