Trump: I think media is making a big deal about my treatment of women. This is all very positive if you run as a Republican. My base loves it when I demean LGBT, Women, non-whites etc. This is the core of our party and must be respected.
âBefore you called into my show, did you know that I was a #NeverTrump guy?â Sykes asked.
âThat I didnât know,â Trump responded.
Some stellar advance work there. Oh thats right - He gets his advice fromâŚhimself.
I have lint that is more self aware.
â. ⌠everybody would be having fun and the women would be laughing,â
Harlan: Easy, weâre just having a little fun.
Louise: Sounds like you got a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around. In the future, when a womanâs crying like that, she isnât having any fun!
Did he think he was running for office when he said all the incredibly offensive things about women heâs said while he was running for office?
Shorter Drumpf: It was so much easier when I could just fire anyone who brought it up.
âI Never ThoughtâŚâ
Truer words were never spoken.
âIf I thought that I might someday run for national office, I would never have shown everyone how much of a misogynistic pig that I am.â
Of course, that doesnât explain away his frequent chauvinistic, puerile, insulting remarks that he has made to and about women AFTER he officially declared his candidacy.
âGee, I never would have lynched that black guy if I knew I was going to be running for office.â
âFuck, I had no clue Iâd be running for President when I tied that gay kid to the fencepost and beat him to death.â
âGoddamn, people, how was I to know youâd get so sensitive when It comes to assaulting the fuck out of a bunch of raping, terrorist Mexican wetbacks?!â
âHey, I thought her last name was C**t. Thatâs why I called her that. How was I to know?â
The sincerity pours out of this motherfucker like maple syrup in February, doesnât it?
I honestly believe he still thinks heâs starring on a reality TV show. Sadly, though, so do his followers.
He looks like heâs turning into an orange-Crayola Chris Christie. You know, I am not in the greatest financial shape but, as a gay man with just a little self-respect, I could never bring myself to fuck that fat ugly jagoff even if I was starving in a ditch. And with a paper bag over his head. And with a paper bag over MY head!
So, running for office I should tell the truth? What are you, crazy?
Heâll employ this same explanation when everything goes to shit while heâs sitting in the Oval Office.
âHey, cut me some slack, I didnât actually think youâd elect me!!â
I saw Introspective Navel Lint once, I think it was in Cleveland back in '70 or '71.
Ditto! â Bottom or Top! (((shudder))))
Hillary is going to punish this douchebag!
Great, so if he becomes president heâll get us into a war based on a memo he read which was incorrect and might potentially employ a terrorist because he doesnât bother to check resumes.
LOL! A wise friend once said to me, âAlways live your life as if you are going to get run over by a bus. And always wear clean underwear just in case you do!â
Words to live by, and it sure as hell makes a helluva more sense than anything by Sartre or Kierkegaard.