From The Onion, November 7th, 2012:
After Obama Victory, Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage Early GOP Front-Runner For 2016:
The Onion basically predicted Donald Trump’s rise back in 2012. I think they’ve moved from satire to oracle.
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Not to forget quite a few Pacific Rim countries. And should we include all of Central and South America? The only place we haven’t had a terrorist attack is Antarctica, and the whole planet is threatening that continent.
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Might as well blow up the Statue of Liberty and replace it with a giant outward facing palm.
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Am I reading too much into the minimizing of Trump’s Hootie the Owl white eye rings this morning? Are his batteries low? Is there a white grease pencil shortage?
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He loves the Constitution. And just like his wives, he’ll keep it only as long as it’s useful and pleases him, then toss it out for something new.
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Fixed that for you.
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When EVERYDAY is OPPOSITE day!
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File under “stupid shit Trump says.”
Just like everything else out of his mouth.
The stupid differs only in detail.
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Is there a Trump to English dictionary?
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The people trump is deathly afraid of:
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Wow…that big orange ball even LOOKS like Trump.
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After all…she is French 
Edited to add quote
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Yeah, everything news" about The Donald should have been in The Onion. And he only reads The National Enquirer. Let’s hope that he finally figures out that his true calling in life was for The Apprentice, and being a shyster of a real estate man.
I was going to say Orwell/Kafka '16 but yours is better.
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War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.
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Uh huh. Right after he acknowledges his psychopathy.
It’s not a rollback…It’s a Rickroll, Doh!
That puts him one up on Sarah Palin.
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spain too
Screw it…he would likely strike Europe off the list (unless the immigrants were white of course)
This isn’t satire…
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