Gee, too bad Pol Pot isn’t still alive, Donald. You could have invited him, too. I hear he danced a mean mambo!
I can’t wait for the scenes of adolescent jocularity where Trump tries to pull Kim around as he recently did with Macron at the White House.
It’s a rich tapestry of things that just appall you since 1/20/17 but this man’s incredible neediness is unhelpful for a national leader in a dangerous world. It’s not a play date, you freak.
And if there’s a coup d’etat while Kim is in the US, Trump can offer him (at a reduced rate of course) a condo at Mar-a-Lago and at the Trump Tower NYC. They can then be BFF golf buddies.
Trump’s instincts are purely immature.
A large contingent would accompany Kim. Trump isn’t going to put them up for free. He’ll charge premium rates, to the Treasury.
Invite Neville Chamberlain too, you asswipe.
My capacity for surprise remains, miraculously, intact.
The last sentence of this article just has to be bullshit.
Trump doesn’t spend 8-10 hours a week doing anything other than watching Fox News.
Snark, it had to be snark.
And this for the Dictator running concentration camps in his country… Oh, wait a minute - what was that about immigrant kids being kept/chained in cages.
I guess the Dictators will get along just fine.
Being forced to spend time at Mar-a-Lago with Trump and his vile litter has to be one of the inner rings of Dante’s hell. If the need arises, perhaps Kim Jong Un should take the opportunity to vomit on his infantile hands and beg off due to the sudden malady.
Supreme Leader Kim to Marshall Tweeto:
Trump most assuredly spends 8-10 hours PER DAY watching Fox News. I’d bet $50 on it.
Is he going all touchy feely?
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Pompeo alternates between Korean coloring books and Korean porn to hold Trump’s interest.
Kim could barely afford to get to China without help – they’re are significant convolutions underway to figure out who’s covering his hotel bill in Singapore, because the cost is outside NK’s ability to pay. How is Hair Furor going to get him to FLORIDA!?! Send the Trump private plane? Seems that would run afoul of our sanctioned country laws – but hell, it’s OK if the “president” says it is, right? And how else can he get his hands on some of that sweet, sweet, sanctioned country money!?!
“… And here’s Melania’s room. She’s been keeping her door shut lately … hope she’s not on JDate! Joke! And here’s where I keep all of my Time Magazine covers – they say I made a few of them up, but it’s totally not true! … I like you, Kim. Later we’ll have some beautiful chocolate cake – you’ll love it.”
“Mr. President, Mr. Combs is on the line.”
“Kim, hold that thought – Puffy! You thought I was right about the Eagles, right?”
“Pompeo has reportedly been prepping Trump for the summit in eight to 10 hours of meetings each week for the past several weeks.”
I guess Pompeo must be pretty good with hand puppets by now.