Itâs getting re-tennis-balled.
This sounds like a Bushism. âYou know, you need to pass things and itâs good to pass things, cause when you pass things, they get passed, and you get a good feeling when you pass things. Now watch this drive.â
Geometric logic, I like to call it.
Gog and Magog.
Considering that theyâre in the Beltway, Swamp Thing 1 and Swamp Thing 2 might be more appropriate.
âMost people donât realize it, but many parts of the tennis are usable.â
(Apologies to Euell Gibbons)
I canât anymore, Eustace. He is a monument to asshole. He represents everything wrong with humanity. He is a beacon of stupid. Iâve never said this about another human being, but the day he dies, I will applaud. I will give a fucking standing ovation. There is zero redeeming about him. Not a singular good thing. How 63 million assholes put him in, what was once our most sacred institution, has created an existential crisis for me. Stupid has won. Asshole has won. If not for a couple of friends, you folks here, and on twitter, I would have zero hope. I have to actively search for hope everyday. I want the KFC to do itâs things, and explode his heart. I donât care about the karmic ramifications of that. I donât care if I get put on a no fly list for saying that. He is lower than dog shit. He deserves zero respect. He is a walking piece of fecal matter that somehow learned to say a couple of words. Literally, he is shit.
Anyway, thanks for letting me vent.
I had been keeping my reaction to the last 24 hours constrained. A few chuckles, a bit of snide and a dash of sarcasm.
But that line has me rolling on the floor. I finally can give Trump an A+ for something. That is some fine trolling of his comrades in arms.
Well played Mr. §resident.
So thatâs what Donald meant when he said he wanted to help the Harvey victims but he didnât have the balls!
He did the windbreaker thing again?
Did he find an operating Dennyâs and order egg substitute?
Ever eat a spiny echindna? Some parts are edible.
I know that it is trite, but I am so fucking sick of seeing the President of the United States wearing a fucking baseball cap. If that wasnât bad enough, the motherfucker wears them INSIDE.
Even men who wear hats know that they are taken off as one passes through a doorway going inside.
Credit to the Gone & Forgotten blog.
The President claimed he is âa Republican through and throughâ but said he has discovered that isnât always an effective way to pass policy.
Because thatâs just not something Republicans do, you see.
âTapioca was great, Lot of people hearing about Dennyâs nowâ
NahâŚhe hates Dennyâs cuz he can never complete the maze on the placemat.
Loves him some Hometown Buffet thoughâŚyou just have to check his pockets for mashed potatoes and gravy before you leave.
He are not men. He Are Devo.
How excellent.