Throw a few paper towels from the helicopter? Or do more rescues?
The best prez ever ever, of any country in the whole world, will go today and show 'em.
FEMA is reporting that the pResident has instructed the agency to place an emergency order with Hasbro, manufacturer of Play-Doh.
“Who will save us?” they cried.
“I!” replied the Cinnamon Cockroach.
(With apologies to Roberto GĂłmez Bolaños, creator of El ChapulĂn Colorado.)
awww trump wants to be the hero again.
so tired of winning and being so heroic.
No, he never gets tired of winning…mainly because he’s never won that much before and the “winning” he been doing lately is soon going to come crashing down on top of him when his cheating comes to light and he knows it!
He’s going boat shopping.
Stephen Colbert might (unfortunately) get enough material for a second book:
(The book shown in the video is raising funds for Hurricane Florence relief)
He should visit the jails that were not evacuated, and pick out a cell for himself.
Show them what a complete a**hole he is.