Discussion: Trump Leads Comfortably In New Hampshire As Rubio Edges Out Cruz

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My call: the Trust-fund Tyrant will say “everyone’s against me” as he flies off on N757FA (don’t look it up, it’s blocked, along with the rest of his fleet) then he’ll claim how he’s being abused, because he’s yuuuuuge (excepting his fingers).

The Donald doesn’t want to be President of anything larger than a bad reality TV show. (Did anyone watch it? Me nieither.)

So here’s what I know: My penis is 7" long. Stubby probably clocks in at a solid 5". While it seems like a lot of needless compensation — you’ve seen his hair — his angst is probably true. He feels, well, smaller than a guy with a billion dollars can buy. (Never forget that he is in a war with J. Graydon Carter because Graydon pegged him — in the '80s! — as a short-fingered vulgarian.)

That said, watch for The Donald to bail. He will have myriad excuses, mostly that he’s Not Being Treated Fairly™. He will go back to his over-leveraged townhouse, argue with his latest trophy wife, and take a cab … er, a limo to …?

The blowhard done nothing Senators need to get out of the way… Neither of them are LEADERS…

Trump will not prevail…Let people that have accomplished something get air and face time…

You guys have another article on the main page with the headline “Tracking Poll Shows Trump’s Lead In New Hampshire Continuing To Slip”

So Trump is leading comfortably while continuing to slip. Right. Got it.

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Not only that, the graph in the article you mentioned actually shows his support trending up!

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I can’t handle all this Trumpmentum!

Rubio, The Metrosexual, vs. Cruz, The Carpet Bombing Christian!! Have at it!!!

What really bothers me is how all of these persons are treated as if they were all serious candidates with well developed, cogent, and coherent policy alternatives. They are all charlatans, Trump is the most outrageous, but the differences among them are matters of degree, not absolute. It is incomprehensible to me how a political party can survive when its latest claim to distinguishing itself is criticizing the timbre and tonal qualities of Hillary Clinton’s voice. How did so may adults in this country become so sophomoric? What next? Do they toilet paper Hillary’s home? Burning bags of dog poo on Bernie’s doorstep?

These are all deeply unserious people representing a political party that has debased itself beyond all measures of degeneration.

Also, Ted Cruz has a funny Looking nose, Trump is dumpy and out of shape and Rubio sweats a lot.

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Gee, looking at that graph of all the GOP candidates, with their multi-color tracking, you can almost taste the rainbow…

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TMI

I can’t wait to hear Trump say the Iowa Caucus is “boring and stupid” and that New Hampshire people are "better and smarter."

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Trumps lead is highly leveraged against his strong asshole factor.
Simple math explains it all.

I heard two of Trumps female volunteers from NH on NPR two days ago, they were not cerebral types, but very motivated…sort of frightening…