He says he will be strong, kick them out, and beat his chest in triumph! He is not going to do any of it, of course. Just more blah, blah, blah.
Following in Daddyâs footsteps. 1) Insist itâs what youâve ALWAYS said. 2) Throw shade on previous comments 3) Attack the person(S) that dare to question your variation of the âtruthâ.
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Like the models at his modeling agency, Trump Models?
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Lil Donnie Drumpf Insists his Dad is Still a shitheel. FIFY
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Uday was the first born, Qusay was the second. I see both of the boys are back from their manly big game hunt, just in time to waffle for daddy.
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Itâs a quantum campaign in which Trump occupies an infinite number of positions simultaneously, and each observer sees their own unique and independent version of Trumpâs campaign, which is nonetheless indisputably real to that observer. In other words, Observer X observes a Trump campaign that declares all illegal immigrants will be immediately deported regardless of circumstance, while Observer Y observes a campaign that declares only criminal illegals will be deported, yet both observers are seeing accurate versions of the Trump campaign. The New York Times, AP, and CNN declare this is a logical condition and therefore any and all criticism of the Trump campaign is automatically wrong, since there is an infinitude of Trump campaign universes and all positions do in fact exist.
This is entirely different from the Clinton campaign, in which the NYT, AP, and CNN simply dismiss the reality that they cannot find any illegal activity in either the Clinton Foundation or her emails, and declare that the correct Clinton campaign universe is irretrievably corrupt.
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Or Uday and Qusay.
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Since I think you are exactly right, my question is how do you think Hillary ought to deal with it in the debate if Child Trump is accurately predicting what Candidate Trumpâs position will be?
Baby schtepsâŚ
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No it isnât
At this point,none of them can be confused.for Cordelia
I just want to know how long it took Don Jr. to chew through the ropes and hitchhike home from the YukonâŚ
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Bring it up before or during the debate.
Mockingly or otherwise,but bring it up.
Howâd he make it past the Canadian Border Wall?
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Dear Junior
Your father is running for president,not you.
Depending on the day,your fatherâs positions are always going to change.
Heâs still learning to be a complete liar
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I like to call them Patrick Bateman 1 and Patrick Bateman 2.
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Pretty soon there wonât be enough room for all of the euphemisms in a single comment!
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Iâm trying to keep a running list, but I might have to get faster internet service if the Drumpsfster keep spinning, and I have to keep postingâŚ
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AhâŚMarshall ApplewhiteâŚperhaps the most famous Austin College graduate?
Little boy, if you would pull your head out of your ass you would see your dad is a dickhead.
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