“The way he wants to do a test run is by doing a real test run.”
As prepared for the debate as he is for the Presidency.
At least the debate doesn’t involve launch codes…
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Great Plan, Donnie, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. You da’ Man!
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In other news…
@laughingriver posted this in the Hive. it’s pretty disgusting…
And now for a bit of something completely different.
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“I want to win this election on my policies for the future, not on Bill Clinton’s past,” Trump probably does want to shift the focus to the future. So much dirt has come out about his past since the last debate that I bet he wants the past to be closed for discussion.
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C’mon! People! The Tangerine Tornado “…don’t need no stinkin’ prep.”
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You really know how to hold your liquor.
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It will even sting Pepe the Frog.
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I do not believe that this logic will be in place.
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There’s no point in believing ANY “news” about this gang of nut bags.
No one knows what they are doing because they don’t know…
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Yup. Repeating myself, but before the last one, the MSM picked up Trump’s expectations and took them down to the lowest subbasement and threw them on the floor. Dissatisfied by the unsightly bulge they made on the smooth concrete, they stomped all over them until they were completely flat. Deciding they were still too high, they got themselves a jackhammer, broke up the floor, dug a forty foot ditch and flung them into the bottom of it.
Then they went up onto the roof and erected the world’s highest pole-vaulting apparatus for Hillary, the high bar just barely managing to stay where it was in the gale force win.
And even with all that, Hillary easily cleared the bar and Trump failed to rise even to the level of the bottom of that ditch.
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Doesn’t matter. Trump is who he is…which is who he’ll revert to when things get stressful for him.
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I don’t have sufficient words in my vocabulary to express the level of disgust I feel towards Trump.
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Uh OH!! Looks like more of Trump’s uhhh…“outreach!” to the ladies has surfaced…and all on tape:
Excerpt:
In that audio, Trump discusses a failed attempt to seduce a woman, whose full name is not given in the video.“I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it,” Trump is heard saying. It was unclear when the events he was describing took place. The tape was recorded several months after he married his third wife, Melania.“Whoa,” another voice said.“I did try and f— her. She was married,” Trump says.Trump continues: “And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, ‘I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.’”“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married,” Trump says. “Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.”At that point in the audio, Trump and Bush appear to notice Arianne Zucker, the actress who is waiting to escort them into the soap opera set.“Your girl’s hot as s—, in the purple,” says Bush, who’s now a co-host of NBC’s “Today” show.“Whoa!” Trump says. “Whoa!”“I’ve gotta use some tic tacs, just in case I start kissing her,” Trump says.“You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful – I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”“And when you’re a star they let you do it,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”“Whatever you want,” says another voice, apparently Bush’s.“Grab them by the p—y,” Trump says. “You can do anything.”
Update: Trump is responding, and I’m not kidding: “Bill Clinton is worse. He’s said worse things when we played golf…”
…That’s his ‘excuse’! He’s running against Bill Clinton. He’s so toast! 
BTW: The video and report were by David Farenthold for WaPo. He’s my hero for this year! ManO’Man…He deserves a Pulitzer for doing actual ground work, digging tirelessly and actually reporting.
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Hay otros idiomas… 
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Giuliani: “The way he wants to do a test run is by doing a real test run.”
Jaysus phuck, you bubonic pustule, words mean something.
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I agree with you. Cutting out distracting elements like Ailes and Flynn should certainly be helpful in keeping him focused on the task at hand, but I have doubts as to how much it’s possible to keep him focused for any significant length of time even with only one other person in the room.
And when it comes to going on tangent rants, I think he simply cannot help himself.
It’s becoming very clear that Trump does not have any desire to put his nose to the grindstone and do the tedious, difficult prep work that is necessary to be an effective president of a powerful country. He just wants to stand up in front of adoring cheering crowds, wallow in wealth obtained from other people’s money, and bark orders for his minions to carry out. Sort of like a third-world dictator.
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Cool. So how are you gonna talk how GREAT your plans are gonna be in the future without trashing ‘Crooked Hillary’ and what she did in the past? That’ll be some feat Donald.
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Don’t give him ideas.
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Well he knows more than they do so why bother. Would he even listen to them if they did tell him something?
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Hah! Yeah, no matter how low the expectations are set, Trump manages to fall below them.
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