Discussion: Trump In Hog Heaven Over Unsourced National Enquirer Claim Of Cruz Affairs

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How many living memories did Cruz create ? Don’t think it could have happened ?
Think of John Edwards … and how many people swore that he could not have possibly been such a jerk …
Now think of Cruz - we all know he is a jerk - now the question is how big?

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There is something seriously wrong with your keyboard.

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That is the thing about Trump, he is immune at this kind of things… you can post videos of Trump in a roman style orgy, and his fans will love him even more. He never pretended to be a “family” guy.

OTOH Lyin’ Ted is a holier-than-thou weasel that will get unmasked one of these days.

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The clown show added a new act and it could not get any better but I suspect it will.

The Enquirer story doesn’t ring true. Are we actually supposed to believe there are six women on Earth who would have sex with Ted Cruz?

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Well Amanda Carpenter did not seem surprised when confronted with the allegation…

And really forget improprieties of screwing your boss and a married man. Screwing Ted Cruz… that for me is a test for the Fear Factor

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Does anybody really want this cartoon character to be President?

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This has Trumps fingerprints all over it! The National Enquirer is citing to unnamed “private detectives” digging into Cruz’ alleged affairs.

One thing is certain, those PI’s aren’t working for free; someone is paying them.

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Or perhaps something is wrong with your snark meter…

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My own suspicion is they work cheap because they don’t exist, any more than there were people Trump had investigating the President in Hawaii, those ones he claimed “can’t believe what they’re finding.” We know he’s an outrageous liar and he’s almost certainly a three-quarters insane fantasist.

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The only thing more icky for me than realizing Ted Cruz has a wife who has touched him on several occasions (enough to make children) is imagining that Cruz has several other women who have touched him as well.

I have the greatest respect for a woman’s right to choose what is best for herself without any judgment on my part — but that said, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE WOMEN!?!?

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Which one of the stories you mentioned is getting the most press?

BTW the Enquirer has been weirdly political in this election cycle. I’ve come across it in Walgreen’s, and they have both called for Obama’s impeachment and assured us that Hillary was going to jail. So it doesn’t seem too farfetched by now to assume that for whatever reason, they are in the tank for Trump.

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Well, remember, to most Trump supporters “The National Enquirer” is called; “the newspaper”.

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If the kids will just keep at it, we won’t have to worry about a GOP president at all. In fact, even though it pains me to think of it, this whole thing could have been started by a liberal (devide and conquer).

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I would have to agree the possibility is remote.

I have no doubt that Il Donito uses his fascist network to hurt his rivals or anyone who he perceives as having slighted him.

And you’re right - he probably had Mr. Barron make the call…

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This should be investigated to determine who the liar is. Where are you Jason Chaffetz? Were there babes involved? Quick call Marsha Blackburn, there’s always the chance money was involved.

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The coarsening of America, Sir — as I’m sure you’ll agree — is precisely why we need an oily individual like Cruz or a slimy one like Trump in the White House. End electoral chafing and discomfort! Bring slipperiness back to Washington!

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