Trump is afflicted with GOPerism™. It’s the same affliction Palin has suffered from for decades. Remember back when Trump was a democrat? Complete sentences were a hallmark of his speech patterns then. But now, as a republican he’s gotta speak in terms the faithful understand. Well it’s road food as well. A body can stand only so much rubber chicken and soggy corn muffins in Iowa or California ya know.
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Much the same way he’d rid us of the national debt I suppose.
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“I’m great with women. Just ask all my wives.”
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Spoken like a good Muslim
“I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women
more than anybody in the construction industry. And my relationship, I
think, is going to end up being very good with women.”
Must…restrain…fist…of…death…
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By using his brain! “You’re a bad debt! You’re a very bad debt!” Then he’d wish it into the cornfield and everything would be swell, just swell.
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Really, the Democrats’ campaign strategy doesn’t have to involve much more than making sure Donald is always in front of a live microphone.
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You’ve been digging in the darr family picture album I see 
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To your point.
Therapist??? Only women need therapists! Women come to me for therapy! Huge and beautiful therapy! That why I ran beauty pageants! Great therapy! The best! Some even became Trump girls! That’s the therapy that made America great! America sucks now, but when I’m elected President, there where be a supermodel in every bed…er…pot and the World will respect America again! Therapy!!!
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He has a point. He’s paid for more wives than any POTUS candidate in the history of the republic.
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He knows all the best words, too. The mud on the tires of his car, it’s the best mud in the world.
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If “Pants on Fire” were a real thing, you would have immolated long ago.
I think we’re on the verge of the first definitive proof of spontaneous human combustion.
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And my relationship, I think, is going to end up being
very good with women.”
You like to make money Donald ? ? Huuuge amounts ? ? —
Start selling tickets now — The women will line up by the thousands … THOUSANDS !!
And you will become intimate with each one ! - As they, after your gone, will each take their turn … pissing on your grave —
The GOP leaders reflect on the election, look at their candidate and new party standard bearer… and their future:
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It’s easy to break a glass ceiling when you are such a fat ass that you crash through from the upper floor.
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“There are different jobs and different categories and everything else. But, when you end it all out, it’s essentially the same.”
Meaning he just gave one of his mistresses a yacht.
“Hey, Melania. I just bankrupted another corporation and threw thousands more people out of work in order to make my money. Go out and buy yourself something pretty.”
the one that really broke the glass ceiling
Then there’s Donald’s lifetime addiction to
Why, still have any doubt? Here is The Donny breaking that glass ceiling and showing his love for women: