Discussion: Trump: I'll Teach Defense Secretary Carter 'A Couple Things' About Mosul (VIDEO)

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“Don’t talk about it," the Republican presidential nominee added. “Element of surprise. So you can tell your military expert that I’ll sit down and I’ll teach him a couple of things.”

Because HRC schooled you in surprise.

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Like how to get four (4) draft deferments, Donnie?

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I will say that Trump looks distinctly raccoon-like with those black rings under his eyes (they even seem to go above his eyes too). Not getting enough beauty sleep, little man?

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“Trump: I’ll Teach Defense Secretary Carter ‘A Couple Things’ About Mosul”

Really orange one? Point Mosul out on a map! Go ahead.

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The only element of surprise Donnie has is when he gropes p*ssy…

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Trump continued, telling Stephanopoulos that Gens. George Patton and Douglas MacArthur, famous for their leadership during World War II, would not have announced an invasion of the Iraqi city of Mosul in advance.

I got nothing…

maybe someone from MacArthur’s family or a MacArthur historian can explain to Trump what his idol was facing in the Pacific.

By the way, someone needs to ask Trump if he’s again game to use the bomb on a Muslim country, should that country be revealed to be an ISIL ally.

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Has anyone told Donald, held hostage within his domestic media bubble, that ISIS doesn’t have Comcast as a cable provider?

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Yes. He’s right. Commando raid. Seal Team 6. Or maybe just Sylvester Stalone. That should do the trick.

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They telegraph the attack in order to allow the Civilians to get out and or prepare…Trumps mouth is infected by stupid.

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Trump might as well say he saw the Easter Bunny come down the chimney on Thanksgiving.

How do you begin to unpack the stupidity?

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Donnie will lead the assault on Mosul personally.

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Man, I would not be surprised if all high ranking military commanders, who HAVEN’T lost their l minds ala Flynn, would love to burn Rump alive and laugh while doing it.

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In Donald’s defense, he did strategize the New York Military Academy’s once unbroken string of panty raid victories…

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no no no… CHUCK NORRIS!!!

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Um, then why did you announce your candidacy, Donald?
You ruined the element of surprise.

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The only thing he knows about military strategy is that it can be purchased by the pound on eBay at fantastic reductions. He got his a couple of weeks ago and it said right on the package, “To maintain the element of surprise, do not open until after November 8th.”

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surprise…

yeah yeah

THAT’S the ticket…

how surprised is Cheeto Donnie when he’s a lost the race?

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Trump - Military Strategist Extraordinaire. I’d go into Mosul and build a yuuuge casino - the greatest casino in the Middle East. I’d scam ISIS into investing and paying for it, and assuming vast amounts of debt (maybe even hire some of them as contractors). Then I’d take out all the money for myself, file for bankruptcy, and they’d lose billions of dollars. They’d be so devastated that they’d surrender immediately. Hey, it worked in Atlantic City.

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Just put him in charge of a platoon or a mine sweeper or something during a war games exercise. See how much this natural leader, Mr. “I will be so good at the military your head will spin” does on the spot. I think there’d be laughs enough just in that.

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