Discussion: Trump: I'll 'Certainly' Invite Kim Jong Un To Visit US If Summit Goes Well

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“He’ll even get a security clearance,” he added.

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Utter self-aggrandizing bull shit!

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“Kim is prepared to do something that will be great for his country, his family and himself.”

Wearing a wire for Mueller?

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Kim Jong Un looks terrible! Like he has jaundice. He may not be around for a US visit

“Maybe we’ll start with the White House.”

It has the most beautiful theatre where we could watch Stormy Daniels movies and bond.

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Am I speaking to Mr. Kim? Congratulations! You’ve been selected to get a free vacation!

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Mr. Kim has the luxury of a much greater likely life span than Dotard. He can wait for McDonalds to take its course while Putin’s 72 year old muppet is at the now or never point of his sordid career.

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He also says he believes Kim is prepared to do something that will be great for his country, his family and himself.

I’m sure he is. It’s called taking a dumbshit daycare dotard to the cleaners.

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Kim’s health is famously bad. Diabetes, gout, high blood pressure, addiction to food, wine, cigarettes - just look at that picture of him. Donnie’s eyes have no life in them, much like a reptile’s, but he doesn’t look like he’s about to die at any minute. Unfortunately for the rest of the world, Kim’s death would trigger a power vacuum and a civil war in NK. And… they supposedly have nukes…

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As Frank Gifford used to say to OJ Simpson years ago on Monday Night Football…
“Brutal Juice, Brutal!”

A shot of Donald Trump standing happily at the bottom of an Air Koryo airstair on US soil would be about the most disastrously bad PR photograph I can imagine.

It would make Rumsfeld’s handshake with Hussein look like Jesus kissing a baby.

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Yeah, but he’s never had a Mar-a-Looney chocolate cake!

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But only one scoop of ice cream.

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Kim to Trump - “I’m worried about a coup d’etat while I’m here.”
Trump to Kim - “Don’t worry. We won’t be eating any French food while you’re here.”

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Roll out the red carpet.

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Don’t worry, all the coup d’e’s are in the used Trump mattresses we sold to that dope Scott Pruitt.

So how will Trump make the usual complete jackass out of himself when “little rocket man” arrives?

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Wouldn’t that be the ultimate “fuck you” to Trump? Kim dying on Trump at the last minute before the summit.

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He also says he believes Kim is prepared to do something that will be great for his country, his family and himself.

I bet Kim signs up for the undercoating, but holds off on the fabric guard, everyone knows that's a rip.
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