Discussion: Trump: I Would've Captured Osama Bin Laden Before 9/11 Attacks

“I wood-uh killed baby Hitler too! I’m so, so very very smaht!”

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Donnie was too busy driving his casinos into bankruptcy to bother about Bin Laden.

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He knew.

(posted earlier)

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If only you could have been there first, Donnie, to buy your father a lifetime supply of condoms.

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Trump: And if I’d have fought in the Vietnam War, me and Sylvester Stallone and Wayne LaPierre!..We would have BOOM! No Ho Chi Minh! No Tet Offensive! No student protests, either because I am TOUGH.

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Narcissistic Sociopath

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OMG, does he ever stop?

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And here I was thinking HO stood for Holmium.

Holmium is a chemical element with symbol Ho and atomic number 67. Elemental holmium is a relatively soft and malleable silvery-white metal. It is too reactive to be found uncombined in nature, but when isolated, is relatively stable in dry air at room temperature. However, it reacts with water and rusts readily, and will also burn in air when heated.

Yeah, that’s the guy.

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LOL! And that photo looks like the shape of his wig too :joy:

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great minds

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Holy shit…I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. The Hulk Hogan in the bottom corner is priceless…perfect.

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Could not keep his worst enemy from dissing him the RNC stage. And Trump had the speech before hand.

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Actually Donny would’ve built a YUGE building in M.E.and let the Bin Laden family win the main contracting bid. Then, Donny would’ve stiffed him by filing for bankruptcy and letting the Bin Laden company dangle along with the subcontractors. Bin Laden’s would’ve been too poor and busy with court dates to plot any terror attacks. If any NYC building would’ve been targeted by Bin Laden, it would’ve been the Trump Tower.

Edit: Donny even stiffed the USA Freedom Kids who sang at his campaign event. They are now suing him:
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/294675-usa-freedom-girls-sue-trump-campaign

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It would have helped if the WTC towers had walls around them.

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I would have started 4 games in the 2015 world series - pitched perfect games - won them all …

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I’m still not seeing Trump signs on the lawns of Nutlandia, the towns to my north and west, which were hotbeds of support for McCain, Romney, and even (gasp) Linda McMahon. It’s as if they’re stuck for an answer.

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Yeah, I believe you are correct. This speech apparently, he totally disregarded the teleprompter and totally winged it. Bad sign if you are Conway. Last night’s flame out was probably the first indication…the generals are rubble, the intelligent briefing, men around women in the Armed Forces just have to rape them, I don’t have time to prepare to be CiC, I have businesses to run.

It all points to the manic cycle.

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That makes as much sense as him saying, “And if I’d been president in 1963 I would have stopped the Kennedy assassination.”

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The GOP nominee went on to say that if he had been in Congress at the time, he would have cast a vote opposing the invasion.

File under “How have our media failed us today?” There was no vote for an invasion. There was a vote to implement a military threat in order to get the inspectors in. The fact that the authority was misused to start an invasion does not retroactively change what the vote was actually for.

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Trump would have disarmed the hijackers.

Trump would have called off the Challenger launch.

Trump would have prevented Pearl Harbor by making a great deal with Japan.

Trump would have talked Paul Anka out of recording “You’re Having My Baby.”

Trump would have stopped Steve Bartman from interfering with that foul ball.

He’s a catastrophe for the future, but for the past, he’s perfect!

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