I’m sure you mean challenge him to a debate. 
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Uh, Lincoln and JFK were assassinated, Garfield and McKinley were both shot and died later of their wounds. Reagan was shot, Teddy Roosevelt was shot while campaigning.
African Slaves were beaten and raped, Native Americans were rounded up nd put on reservations, the Japanese were interned, the Chinese were excluded by law from becoming citizens, children continue to be separated from their parents at the border. The whiner in chief is full of it.
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Well, on the heels of one of his feet. He has a lot of them (feet), so I gather he can’t remember which of his feet it was. People say getting 5 deferments for bone spurs to keep out of Vietnam and being killed via a bullet to the head ARE really very similar. Well, not any of the people killed by a bullet to the head, I guess. Just the ones with bone spurs are actually saying that.
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Another day, another whiny tantrum…
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He’s still obsessed with Hillary and lying about his debate performance. It was horrible, disgusting and idiots still voted for him.
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How was the play, Mrs. Trump?
“It vas ze mohst vonderful. I feel like ze new voman.”
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I had 5 red lights in a row yesterday. Clearly I’m the most ill-treated person in history.
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When asked which foot, he didn’t now. I kid you not. He stammered and said, “It’s in the records.” You know the ones, the ones he refuses to release.
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PTSD. People with PTSD often block traumatic memories as a self-defense mechanism.
Clearly he was so traumatized by not being allowed to serve his Country that the trauma continues to this day.
Poor man.
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Oops. I forgot about the Battle of Club 54.
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Hahaha
As long as his kids stay away from my her accounts.
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He knows the names of four presidents at most. This is the only one he knew that was shot.
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Shooting is too good for this motherfucker. No punishment on earth can make up for the damage he has done. But going to prison, seeing his “empire” broken up and sold for scrap, and having his name stricken from every building and resort, from every pylon and obelisk, would be a good start.
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This is sheer poetry.
“Seeing as how CNN, Newsweek and the New York Times can’t do any decent reporting on the Trumps, here’s my puff piece on Donnie:
Donald J. Trump is a privileged and mentally deficient petty conman and all-round shitlord born in 1946. Having inherited a ton of cash but no brains from his walking psycho’s gun license photo of a father, he spent his formative years punching teachers and diligently fostering a constellation of horrible psychological disorders.
In the early 70s Donald bitched out of Vietnam with leg rot to become a full-time pervert and thieving racist slum lord under the tutelage of his mooching dad.
In 1977, he made a formal commitment to ruin the life of model Ivana Zelnickoya Winklmayr by marrying her. The couple then ruined the lives of three children by creating them.
Around the time these lovebirds were smashing out a string of pointless clones, Donnie was sniffing around the gambling business. He got land in Atlantic City, promptly built fifty mobbed-up casinos on the same street, and ran them into the ground where they mouldered like dusty golden blocks of cheese, tragic monuments to the greed and epic stupidity of a morally and financially bankrupt opportunist.
In the nineties, DJT was so in hock he had less money than any of the minorities he hated but that didn’t stop him tossing bank loans around like confetti at a series of piss-worthless business ventures going into the 2010s. These included an airline, a mortgage company, a cosplay university course, a magazine, a board game, and vodka and steak brands, all of which shit the bed faster than a motel drunk on a suicide booze jaunt to Ebola Town.
Somewhere along the fucking way, he managed to impregnate one American lady no one remembers and the haunted plastic robot that remains his wife to this day. The resulting offspring have appeared very infrequently, and only in blurry photographs from a distance like the ones of Bigfoot.
In 2016, after years fronting a moistly ego-driven ode to sociopathy called The Apprentice, The Donald was propelled to the White House on a wave of bigotry, Russian propaganda, shit media coverage, apathy, and voter suppression.
He has spent every waking moment since then cheating at golf, tweeting typos on a greasy phone, and struggling with umbrellas while the urine-hued foot-long cotton candy he erroneously refers to as a haircut tries to flee the Chernobyl wildlife autopsy of his vindictively butchered scalp.
Meanwhile, he’s trashed the State Department and EPA while hurling stacks of money at the people who need it the very least. Hate crimes are up, real wages stagnant, and the number of chronically confused dunces braying for a wall about the same as in 2016.
Perhaps they will achieve their goal of creating a vast and oil-filled forced birth pit to roll around in, protected by an ugly circular concrete barrier mounted with cheap machine gun installations and bathed in lung-shredded smog and acid rain. There they will wallow, bellowing hallucinated false claims about pallets of hostage cash and adrenochrome-harvesting pizza joints with fictional basements, riddled with malignant glyphosate tumours and bragging about an extra dollar in their monthly paychecks.
We do not yet know what will become of their mad king Donnie, Prince of Whales, but experts predict he’ll either nuke us all or throw a blood clot around ’21, leaving behind a brittle and shell-shocked country crawling with emboldened crooks and insane conservative judges.
I tried to remain as unbiased as possible in the writing of this article.”
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As Trump’s fellow Queens native Archie Bunker said in one of his many malapropisms.
“Lincoln shouldn’t have sat in John Wilkes Booth”.
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Trump could be treated far far worse than he has been so far. At this point it’s just words, not bullets. Prison would be appropriate for him.
Comparing himself to Lincoln is an insult to Mr. Lincoln.
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Just “fuck off” works for me. No need to be polite to the pussy grabber-in-chief.
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Does this mean that Melania has mental issues like Mary Todd Lincoln? “The South could use a Be Best campaign to stop their bullying “
Tell us how you really feel.
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Personally i would like to see trump in a wire cage sleeping on cold concrete with a bag of chips and a space blanket for comfort. Separated from Melania who had been sent back to Slovenia.
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