Discussion: Trump Gripes About Lonely Xmas With No One But 'Machine Gunners' Who Don't Smile

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See what happens when your kids don’t like you?

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He’s doesn’t realize how lucky he was that the “machine gunners” were not issued ammo…

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they don’t like wave, they don’t even smile.

You don’t smile at the guy who deployed you to Cactusfuck Texas over thanksgiving for a pollitical stunt.

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“Could be a long time, it could be quickly. Could be a long time,” he said. “It’s too important a subject to walk away from. I was here on Christmas evening. I was all by myself in the White House. That’s a big, big house, except for the all guys on the lawn with machine guns. Nicest machine guns I’ve ever seen, I was waving to them. I’ve never seen so many guys with machine guns in my life. Secret service and military, these are great people and they don’t play games — they don’t like wave, they don’t even smile. But I was there all alone with the machine gunners and I felt very safe. …"

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Once again Trump whines about his own self inflicted wounds.

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But I was there all alone with the machine gunners and I felt very safe. … I was hoping that maybe somebody would come back and negotiate, but they didn’t do that.

Beats having a fork stuck in your eye. Which any number of people would do for you. Just sayin'.........All you have to do is ask.

He could have easily invited people, maybe people in unfortunate circumstances who were able to pass a background check of some sort, to spend Christmas in the White House. He could have invited some Military families for example, where the serviceperson was on deployment in Syria or Afghanistan. He could have made a special day for someone who could have used a special day.

Instead this whiny narcissistic turd of a man complains about how awful it is to be alone.

Sucks to be you, doesn’t it President Scrooge?

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Maybe invite a family whose service person was on duty at our souther border?

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He sounds like a first grader waving forlornly out of the car window on a long trip.

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That’s what mental illness sounds like. Rambling, fearful, self-pitying, purposeless, solipsistic, lost in a nightmare world. Why in the GOD DAMN HELL his family, party, and the supposed public servants surrounding him aren’t getting him out of office and into some form of treatment continues to be a mystery except it isn’t: They’re stupid, greedy cowards.

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You have grandchildren, Don. If they didn’t come and spend Christmas with you in the WH, that’s your fault.

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I will leave the mental health professionals to do a formal diagnosis of this guy. But in layperson’s terms, he’s definitely cuckoo, happy home material. The man is mentally incapacitated. I’m not worried about the people on the lawn with submachineguns. I’m worried about the guy inside with the button that controls thermonuclear weapons.

And his kids aren’t there because their lawyers told them to stay away. Melania isn’t there because, well, would you want to be alone in the house with a mushroom-dicked misogynist who prefers to spend his nights in his private quarters for “executive time” comprised of wolfing down Big Macs and Doritos, watching Fox news, and trying to start WW3 on Twitter?

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Dear Donald
Do you know why you were all alone on Christmas?
BECAUSE YOU ARE A BAD BOY.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus

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yeah, not wave back?
he’s lucky there was no friendly fire incident

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(crow looks at own thoughts during the past 9 months)…uh oh

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It’s not usually a good thing if the guy with the machine gun is smiling at you…

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If they were to smile he would accuse them of laughing at him. A friendly wave would be seen by him as the bird. So they play it straight and hope he doesn’t notice. People who have been noticed by him have not done well either.

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That’s the truth - literally everything he touches in any way dies.

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The soldiers with machine guns were working. They are supposed to be focused on their jobs. You don’t pet service dogs while they’re working, and you don’t distract soldiers with machine guns while they’re working.

Of course, I assume these soldiers have meals before and after their duties. A real president - or a smart politician pretending to be a real president - would probably eat with his country’s troops.

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