Justin has to rest some of the time.
My god, Iâm having late night fantasies. I can conjure up threesomes with his foxy wife, but a deuce would always work better
It never failsâŚand yâall always win.
Years of experience at all-gay-male bottomless mimosa brunches. You learn to be quick or be run over.
So âchampagne popsicleâ is code?
There are people who still use a Coat of Arms? That they own? That they care about? And that others canât use? Like a patent? I always thought it was just bull shit for certain rich people.
Survey: Please Like this post if you do not have a Coat of ArmsâŚ
Now I am truly in love with this man. I just read about his wife - I didnât know. Heâs 39 and sheâs 64.
{SWOON!}
And we have this guy, our guy, here in the U.S.
(this piece is linked in the tweet)
There are: The Medici, the Borghese, the Orsini, the Winsdors, the GrimaldisâŚ
I read that Franken piece and it is so wonderful. hahahaha
Iâm sure the Windsors only still use it so that they can put it on all the china and silver. So, when âguestsâ like the CeauČescus and the Trumps steal things, the goods are easily recovered from the pawn shops.
I feel good about our sharp, smart, witty, wonkish bench for 2020 (which includes Franken imo) â as long as we have real, legitimate elections, that is. So protecting votes is truly our top priority.
âI just told the other members of my family that you canât win on this,â he told the New York Times. âYouâll borrow for two generations to sue him.â
Ah, but things are a little different now that he has the eyes of the world upon him. They should sue him. Chances are pretty good theyâll get some financial help if they do.
OK, a) no American Needs a coat of arms. We arenât charging into battle with the little flag that tells everyone our rich family will pay ransom. And b) if youâre going to puff yourself up, itâs probably better if everyone doesnât know your grandfather wasnât a pimp and numbers runner.
My, my. Another Trump insider in quite a bit of trouble
Close friend of Trump investigated over alleged âŹ170m tax evasion
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/may/29/close-friend-trump-thomas-barrack-alleged-tax-evasion-italy-sardinia
Hmmmmmmm - how interesting that it happened to be the playground of Russian oligarchs.
Stopped being funny a long time ago. Knock it off
Good article about little Jared, also too
Yeah, Iâll allow that if you asked my high school Latin teacher, or Trump, theyâd probably say it was âNever Give Up,â but Iâm willing to take a small liberty for a joke.