And, in unison, the entire population of the United States replied âDUH!!â
My commute to work was wet from the standpoint of water.
He always says exactly what Iâm thinking!
Trump is an idiotâŚ
In other news, water is wetâŚ
Nor many people know that. Stable genius swings into action.
Unlike that uppity Maria that was only somewhat wet and for which I earned an A + for my efforts.
Of course itâs absurd. But if you listen to anything Trump ever said extemporaneously, you hear a guy whoâs learned to parrot a few expressions he thinks smart people say, like âin regard toâ or âfrom the standpoint of.â What expressions like that really do is allow you to blabber on vaguely linking thoughts and ideas together without ever precisely defining what that relationship is. I worked as an editor with a guy whoâd always say âin terms ofâ because he was too damn sloppy and lazy of a thinker to frame the thought more concisely and accurately. Trump is mentally ill, and was never terribly bright, and heâs sliding into dementia, but he was always, always a profoundly sloppy, lazy thinker.
Water is wet. Thatâs deep!
Florence Is âOne Of The Wettest Weâve Ever Seen From The Standpoint Of Waterâ
That is one of the stupidest things Iâve ever heard anyone say. Itâs stupid even by Trump standards. It gets a perfect 10 at the âStupid Olympicsâ Even the Russian Judge agrees.
But, then again, toadstools do grow well with lots of moisture and in the dark.
My shower this morning was pretty wet from the standpoint of water.
I swear, whenever I hear Rump speak, I can actually hear some of my brain cells die en masse.
And water is still wet.
I bet he knows all about dry dust storms too.
Trump understands degrees of wetness on account of all the wet farts he experiences dailyâŚ
I prefer to think of him as an iDJiT
As opposed to cats and dogs.
Trump is really rescuing W from being labeled âdumbest president everâ ⌠plus you canât even have a beer w/ tRump
ONLY in Spots WAS IT DEEP.
Another bulletin from the Trump Department of the Deplorably ObliviousâŚ
aka Wet NewsâŚ