Mike Pence follows in a distinguished line of Indiana VP candidates.
Can he equal the erudition of the last one, who ventured a few Latin phrases when he visited Latin America?
Trump probably just needed to use the bathroomâŚ
If he gives good head, he gets the job.
Since everybody had to pee at the same time, Don Jr. was forced to use the Penceâs âgay bathroomââŚ
OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!! Iâm all tingly and quivering with this latest breathless Trump news! More tweets! I need more tweets!!!1!!!11one!!!
The entire family will be moving into 1600 Pennsylvania?
Mike Pence has the charisma of a cadaver.
Another fine addition to Nazi central casting:
Sorry to correct without solicitation.
Mike Pence, Charming Cadavers
Truly a Pence-ive family get-together.
And Iâm sure they had a lovely French service dinner of roast poors served on silver tableware by the dinnerâs own neutered and spayed service children.
I know nothing about Trumpâs sons, but any young guy who slicks their hair back starts off in the shitbag red zone in my book.
Nah. They will stay in the new Trump Hotel next door.
Saw Pence on the TV last night. Another orange-tinted, white guy spouting bullshit. He does have that âeminence greasyâ thing going, though.
Trump brings his kitchen cabinetâhis adult childrenâto meeting with Pence. Hmmm, among his leadership heroes is strongman, aka dictator, Saddam Hussein, one must askâŚwhich is Uday, which is Qusay. Whoâs missing? The chattal wifeâŚ
Notice that it was only the first Rump children to accompany him. They are included in Trump, Inc.; anyone else seems to be shut out. Apparently, Trophy Wife #3 got to stay back in NYC a situation that both agreed upon. I honestly have no doubt that sometime in early 2017, she joins the ranks of the other ex-trophies and sets out for wealthier pastures.
Comment: Mike Pence doesnât have charm, he has counter-charm.
OT: They have all that money â why didnât the boys avail themselves to plastic surgery like their sister Ivanka? It worked wonders for her. (Or ⌠did they?)