Yeppers. Time to fake an illness!
I think youâve nailed it; itâs not that speaking with Hannity is any risk, since heâll get nothing but softballs so soft they should be called jello-balls. Itâs that the entire conversation needs to be stifled. Beyond oppo clips, there could be legal ramifications too â when he gets on a roll, Trump isnât disciplined enough to stay away from conversations that are potentially incriminating.
I say everyone should make a big stink about how Trump âranâ from the Hannity show⌠because then heâll lock himself in the bathroom with his phone and call in to the show anyway. Youâll be able to hear Kellyanne Conway banging on the door demanding he come out⌠it will be great
Melania is a prop. Never consulted or considered.
I figure Trump is going to put those investigators on the case who tracked down Obamaâs birth certificate in Hawaii.
The Trump campaign has been handing out whiplash collars, although they are temporarily out of stock.
Why? Did one or more of the three props back out? Did his litigation bill become too much? Did he receive a summons from one of (canât find a count) his accusers file suit? A class action suit? This saga is unfolding too fast to keep up.
Takes too long to ship from China.
Better yet: time to fake Clintonâs illness.
I canât come to the debate because Hillary has contagious dementia from the Ebola thatâs causing her Parkinsonâs, and I canât take the risk that sheâll invade my personal space like she did at the last debate.
Hey Donnie, itâs not too late to drop out of the race altogether. Gotta prepare for that Trump U fraud case and the rape trial, remember?
Republican endorsement, non endorsement endorsement
As a matter of national security any number of intelligence agencies have sifted through the backgrounds of presidential candidates. Considering what we see on our media feed, there must be a major database on Putinâs prince.
The implosion needs to extend over the next three weeks so the RNC canât replace Donald with Pence before the election. Drip, drip drip rather than deluge is what we need.
You can do this if:
- You have mad cow disease.
- You have advanced Altzheimersâs
- Youâve had a severe head Injury
Thatâs the whole list!
Listen, I sincerely doubt that they have come anywhere near the bottom of the oppo bag on HO.
This is probably the trickle before the tsunami.
I canât say that I believed the GOP, Trump, and Hannity and his ilk would fall for the Clinton rope-a-dope strategy, and waste their time talking about Bill Clintonâs sexual misbehavior.
This has got to be one of the great coups in election history.
Chris Chistie http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37648685
Arrivederci, Christie! Hope they can find jail pajamas that fit you.
Trying to imagine Hannity as deadly bunny rabbit. Imagining the bunny part is easy, butâŚ