I can’t wait for the panic brigade to explain what step of the brilliant facism-is-here thirteen-dimensional chess is “I essentially didn’t break the law”
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essentially I’ve committed no crime because I’m getting away with it, and if I get away with it then of course it’s not a real crime. it’s only a real crime for losers who are actually held accountable for committing a crime. and as long as McRuble will continue to protect my reich flank I’m golden.
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I am forming a letter to Cornyn now with Trumps statement.
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You making fun of Ma Hamhock?
Wait for me!!! I’ll join in!!
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KAC & SHS: He didn’t mean what he said. “Essentially” means “absolutely”/ “definitely”/…
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Let’s hope he doesn’t have occasion to to say that he used the nuclear codes “only a little bit”
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There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
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Slip slidin’ away, slip slidin’ away…
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Right up there with ‘essentially not pregnant’ I suppose. OR:
Essentially broke.
Essentially lying.
Essentially incompetent.
Essentially - it’s a ‘perfectly good word’.
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I think that we can agree on this:
“Do not beat oneself. Beat Opponent”
Right Donnie??
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“Just a small spark, Mrs. O’Leary - nothing to worry about!”
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As long as we’ve gone “FULL ORWELL” …
The President is ESSENTIALLY a traitor.
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Trump’s next rally chant: "No collusion, essentially no obstruction."
Needs work. Not quite as snappy.
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And Trump’s deluded supporters wildly cheered!
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I paid about 40 percent more for tomatoes yesterday because Trump put a tariff on Mexican tomatoes. I didn’t notice that the ambassador of Mexico was there paying it for people. Pretty sure I paid it myself.
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The GOP will use the “Clinton” fall back position…
unless there is an impeachable offense being covered up, obstruction is not an impeachable offense.
And yeah, its a bogus argument, but try rebutting it on a bumper sticker – because that is all the time you’ll get to do so.
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Soooo… just wondering how many Scaramucci’s it will take before Hair Furor shifts from “essentially no obstruction” to “Yeah, a bit/some/who cares how much obstruction?”
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Don’t worry, Matt. The price of tomatoes will plummet as soon as American farmers can find enough Mexican laborers to pick their crops.
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