Discussion: Trump Does Obama Impression: I Know ‘Rigged’ ‘Cuz I’m From Chicago!

You’re right, Donnie: Chicago IS rigged. You know how they did it? Same way they rigged the national election–by giving you all that free airtime to display your stupid, misogynist, cruel, racist, narcissist self, and now no one with half a brain wants to vote for you. Rigged!

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He called it in to Megyn Kelly, terming it “a menstrual show.”

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Trump also did the “Jazz hands” motion, but it was hard to make out since his hands are so small.

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How soon before Trump does his racist impression of Michelle?

Or is he leaving that to Kellyanne?

I’d like to see Alec Baldwin doing Trump doing Obama.

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How long after the campaign is over do Secret Service stay with a nominee? Trump needs an egging, and not a Billy Bush egging, a real hurling of rotten eggs

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Late next week, say, around Thursday, I fully expect Trump to say, out loud at one of his “rallies” that "The Ni(CLANG!)s and the Mexicans, and the Liberals are going to try to Steal The Election so you have to BRING YOUR GUNS to the Polling Places to Protect The Vote!!! (and the crowd will go absolutely ape-shit crazy for it.)
He knows he is going to lose, and lose BIG so he will try to Burn It All Down to salve his EGO.
The fucker.

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When I think about the near certainty that this race is the direct result of Obama humiliating him at the 2011 WH Correspondents’ Dinner, taunting him about making hard decisions on Celebrity Apprentice at the very time, unknown to the crowd, he was making the real hard decisions about killing Osama Bin Laden, I can only smile in anticipation the humiliation and shame he’ll feel when he’s the author of a political catastrophe for the GOP.

Best case scenario is a total mental and breakdown that removes him from public view for months, followed by a complete collapse of his financial house of cards, under the weight of fraud actions and state attorney general investigations.

Worst case, of course, is a year and a half of whiny, fetid revanchism and Dolchstoßlegende revisionism that whips his idiot base into another midterm frenzy that pulls Congress into the Deep Red Crazy Zone while Democrats sit around with their thumbs up their asses.

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Trump’s ground game

Speaking of impressions, one of the characters on the '90s comedy Dinosaurs was eerily prescient:

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What the hell is on his head?

Is that the hat he wore in the 60s to dodge military service? What a freaking joke! Funnier than Dukakis in a helmet… lol

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America is one hell of a place. When I first came here I was stunned at how Americans get to the point. I was bombarded by a ton of ideas that made so much sense. “if you find yourself in a hole stop digging”. It is impossible to imagine an Oriental or a European mind seeing so clearly.

But maybe you have to have Oriental or European eyes to see how valuable those ideas are. Trump’s not running against Obama. In the last month he’s taken a hell of a slide while spending a lot of time bashing the outgoing president. But he’s behind. He’s in a hole.

Another great American idea is pragmatism. If you’re in a figurative hole what have you been digging in? In Trump’s case one of the things he’s been digging away at is Obama. “the proof is in the pudding” is alleged to be a British saying but it took American’s to make sense of it. Trump’s pudding is sucking big time. So…my point: is Trump an American? If so he doesn’t see or reason like one. Any half American would see his shit aint working and try something else.Like campaigning 100% against the person he’s losing to.

Can we see this guy’s birth certificate?

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“Listen, I come from Chicago, so I want to be honest, it’s not as if
it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the
past, sometimes Democrats have, too,” Obama responded.

Obama spent way too much time on that “everyone is the same” stuff.

It’s really sad that the Republicans are unable to read ALL the words and comprehend what a sentence means. REALLY sad.

Great clip, thank you.

Or Meliana can imitate her in blackface.

No. I don’t think so. The Trumpster is way too near-adult and classy to base a decision of such gravity on a public slight at a dinner. More than likely it was Nancy O’Dell’s rejection that motivated him to “show her” by running for president. “You could have been FLOTUS,” he’d write to her on Day One of his presidency, just to rub it in (he would fantacize).